This is the personification of Halo; as if “she” were a girlfriend. It is a story of both love and pain.
Halo CE
Halo is the most beautiful and different girl you have ever met. You were so used to all these simple and dumb games from the past. No one has ever stood out quite like Halo to you. You start to really like Halo; things aren’t complicated, she is just fun and cool. You can definitely see something special to come. You know you will be hooked for a very long time.
Halo 2
The start to an incredible relationship! This is “the honeymoon phase” of your relationship. Everything is so incredible and new! You wanna scream from the rooftops how simple yet perfect Halo is. You brag to all your friends about Halo. Nothing could ever go wrong. You are so hooked to Halo; you wanna spend every minute with her. Whether it be ranked or social. But the relationship is still young; there is definitely more to come; and that excites you!
Halo 3
Yall have been steadily dating for quite some time now; things are as great as the have always been. You are very familiar with almost everything Halo has to offer. And yet there is still great things to be discovered about her! (Forge, theater, new custom games). You are still completely as hooked on Halo as you have been since day 1. And whats more; everyone seems to love Her too! Friends, family, they all think Halo is as great as you do!
Halo 3 ODST
Turns out your perfect girl; Halo has a weird habit. Halo does something that makes you kinda squint and think; that was weird… But you shrug it off. Yall get back on track. Its both kinda of odd and yet you kinda like it; only because Halo is so perfect in all other aspects; you just have to love that one quirky habit also. At this point you are starting to realize the impact Halo is having on your wallet; all good though; she is worth it.
Halo Reach
Out of no where, Halo breaks up with you! The heartbreak is tremendous. You dont know where things went wrong. You suffer through things for months and months (pre-Title Update) and finally you start to get better and get over it. Although things are much different then they have ever been; Halo and you decide to be friends. Its almost as if things are like they used to be. Although in the back of your mind you will always think of how great things used to be. You know that yeah this is still the same Halo you loved, but there is a slight awkward tension; its just not quite right. Its okay though, Halo is worth it.
Halo 4
Just as fast as the break up happened; you discover something awful. Halo got a new man (CoD Fans). She is moving away. You will never see her again! You only have a few weeks to try and enjoy yalls time together; but constantly in the back of your mind you realize “this is pointless”. Finally Halo leaves. Gone. You think about Halo every so often; but you know thats long gone; things are done.
Halo MCC and 5 beta
A very long time has passed, you had almost even completely forgotten about Halo; that was so long ago. But out of no where; Halo moved back to town! You get a glimpse of her and all your incredible memories rush back into mind! You can just see how great it all was! But thats just a memory; if you tried to recreate those memories you know it wouldnt work.
Halo 5 beta
A couple weeks have passed with Halo back in town; now single again. And on top of it all; she wants you back! She tries to entice you with updating her look. You’re skeptical. You dont know what to do or think; you had such great memories but at the same time, you had such heartbreak. You decide that the old days were just too great to give up on; you wanna fight for her!
There yall go! That is my love story with Halo. I had to fight through some serious tears to type all that out! Obviously I am an incredible writer; a modernized Shakespeare Id say. But yeah obviously this was just for funs sake. Whats yalls story?
