If Halo 4 was a Cheeseburger.....

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What kind of burger would ya want it to be?

What toppings, kind of meat, kind of bun, is it barbecued or grilled?

Or, if ya want to be more general, what kind of Fast food burger would it be?

Personally, I think halo 4 would be a burger in this dudes paper bag…

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yeah my halo is not quite like that…

stop being bad at the game then ?

I would rather compare it to an onion.

> stop being bad at the game then ?

what does that have to do with cheeseburgers?

> > stop being bad at the game then ?
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> what does that have to do with cheeseburgers?

i assumed you complained or something x) not sure what to say i like the game so neutral

For me Halo 4 is like a Big Mac left in a box for 8 weeks

Cough http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uHxRwQqWFo cough

> For me Halo 4 is like a Big Mac left in a box for 8 weeks
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> Cough http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uHxRwQqWFo cough

My halo is like 8 week old McDonald’s fries. Lol

Like this: http://i.imgur.com/nEbWMFw.jpg, very nice, one of the best things I’ve tasted (played), however I don’t like the pickles (ordnance), I was really satisfied the Chips/Fries (SpOps)

Well, it’s like taking a mc-donalds burger and putting burger king sauce on it. It’s good, but not what I wanted.

Also, in the words of an extra from spongebob: “YOU FORGOT THE PICKLES!” (Pickels being classic playlist. And just like spongebob, it took them eight months to put the pickels on).

They also used subpar onions this time, instead of the premium onions I got last time.

Halo 4 would be a cheeseburger with onions all over it and no cheese.

When I tell them I wanted a burger with no onions, they tell me the cook is new. Six months later I get a cheeseburger with half the onions on it.

Also my DLC soda had way too much ice in it, so I didn’t get to drink it for very long.

A mcdonalds double cheese burger for me. I know most will think this is horrid, considering it’s mcdonalds, but hey.

It’s not the best burger out there, there are many like it and many that came before taste better, but it’s got the same meats and the same ingredients, though not as high in quality. Sometimes, I don’t wish to even think about eating it but from time to time and when me and some friends are looking for some easy eating, it’s an oddly addicting experience, even if it’s probably bad for you and there is better around. It’s still got that nostalgic taste of better days.

Now, this is for me and it doesn’t explain nearly everything about Halo 4. To be honest, it’s a poor metaphor, but for the basic experience, that’s my answer. Take it or leave it.

My Halo 4 burger needs to be put back on the grill for a couple of minutes; it’s a little too rare for my tastes.

Well my halo burger could be anything it wanted as long as the meat closely resembled beef…

I’m bland with food as I don’t like sauces so mine would just be things like Bread with meat packed in between slices of cheese and lettuce with some diced onions thrown on as I love it.

Well, I’m addicted to spicy foods, and to HALO (even 4), so my burger has Habenero Tabasco sauce all into the pattie with some pepper jack cheese slammed on top of it.

> Well, I’m addicted to spicy foods, and to HALO (even 4), so my burger has Habenero Tabasco sauce all into the pattie with some pepper jack cheese slammed on top of it.

Dude, you and me both think the same way with burgers.(Considering I was raised on Mexican food(pure mexicans used only, mind you) I cannot have food without spicing it in some way.)

I compare it to a burger feast. It’s nice, but the further you dig in, the sicker you feel.

Mine was an emtpy box with some blue dots on it. Then the box turned see through and flew away.

Serves me right for buying the LE burger.

It’d be a horse-meat burger, here’s why:

There is nothing wrong with it, you can eat it, its just a different kind of meat… people only freak out and hate it because its not the same old meat they eat day on day…

or, if you wanna read this from a non-food perspective:

There is nothing wrong with it, you can play it, its just a different kind of game… people only freak out and hate it because its not the same old game they play day on day…

It would be pretty darn tasty. Some of the toppings I could do without, and the fries would be a little undercooked, but as a whole I would be satisfied.