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“We will make this game great again, just like the olden halos with no sprint. I will make a promise–hey! I don’t repeat myself okay? I don’t repeat myself, if we remove sprint, we will make halo great again! If we can build a wall, so Sangheili’s are not allowed in the halo 5 multiplayer matchmaking, then do it! I’ll make a wall so powerful even a halo couldn’t destroy it. Thank you I’m Spartan Trump.”
yeah I dunno either man.
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> “We will make this game great again, just like the olden halos with no sprint. I will make a promise–hey! I don’t repeat myself okay? I don’t repeat myself, if we remove sprint, we will make halo great again! If we can build a wall, so Sangheili’s are not allowed in the halo 5 multiplayer matchmaking, then do it! I’ll make a wall so powerful even a halo couldn’t destroy it. Thank you I’m Spartan Trump.”
> yeah I dunno either man.
Yup
“Look at my BR, isn’t it beautiful? If it wasn’t my BR perhaps I would be dating it.”
If Donald Trump played Halo 5, I would constantly t-bag him all game and only go after him. And if he were on my team? I would betray him twice, and then keep shooting at him all game (without killing him) so he dies more often, and still t-bag him. And then, I would join his next game, rinse, repeat, etc.
Did I mention that I’m not from the United States either?
get ready to call him president.
“I will make Warzone great again. I will win. I would like the support of the red team, but I don’t need them. I can win on my own. We will also be banning the blue team from spawning until we can figure out what is going on. We have to keep our armory safe folks, we have to. We will also build a wall around the Ice Cave and make the Warden pay for it. And those grunts, have you seen these guys? We need smart Spartans, our Spartans are not smart. I will have the best Spartans, that I can tell you.”
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I think he’s in charge of halo waypoint.
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> “We will make this game great again, just like the olden halos with no sprint. I will make a promise–hey! I don’t repeat myself okay? I don’t repeat myself, if we remove sprint, we will make halo great again! If we can build a wall, so Sangheili’s are not allowed in the halo 5 multiplayer matchmaking, then do it! I’ll make a wall so powerful even a halo couldn’t destroy it. Thank you I’m Spartan Trump.”
> yeah I dunno either man.
Halo only destroys sentient life.
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> I think he’s in charge of halo waypoint.
SHOTS FIRED!
Can I get a small loan of a million REQ points?
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> get ready to call him president.
-Yoink- don’t remind me.
“I will build a shield world and have the Covenant pay for it!”
If Donald Trump even played it he would have made the reqs and micro transactions like Microsoft.
But isn’t Del Rio a Donald Trump?
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Mythics would be renamed Trump cards
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> I’d move to Canada
What’s the video-game equivalent of Canada? Overwatch? Splatoon?
All the armor would be orange, all the guns would be gold, the armories would be replaced with office buildings with 1996 decor, req cards would no longer be “common, rare”, etc they would instead be “Mistress, 1st wife, 2nd wife,” and you could call them in at req level 1 million, 2 million etc. The goal of the game would no longer be to destroy the red team, but to convince them that you are one of them, and then destroy them from within. Of course while doing this you would need to betray a blue team member every two minutes.
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> “Look at my BR, isn’t it beautiful? If it wasn’t my BR perhaps I would be dating it.”
Yep, we can’t forget, Donald Trump wants to have -Yoink!- with his BR.
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I think it’s actually Halo. It’s big, but often overlooked and nobody really cares about it. It’s just kind of there and no one’s concerned with it.
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Damn, that is the truth. 2010 it was all the rage, now its just existing. Can I get a “thanks obama” in there?