MAke up anything you want to :o, it can be funny, serious, etc.
I do think the Chief will encounter another android or something like 343GS. Some intelligence or computer that will revile thousands of halo rings spread across the galaxy, instead of the normal 7 in the milky way. Why would they still call the game HALO if it didnt even mention HALOs or didnt have a plot that had anything to do with them, or set foot on them ever again? Just my thoughts…
Master Chief wakes up to discover that Cortana has taken human form and fed herself by eating the chief’s legs. In a blind rage chief kills Cortana with a shoehorn. The chief(or at least his torso) then crash lands onto a mysterious planet where an evil king called The Giver is the despotic ruler. After barely surviving an encounter with the king’s forces torsochief looks for a place to hide. He eventually finds a cave the reminds him of goatse. He enters and finds the hermit Kirk Johnson lives inside. Torsochief and kirk johnson strike a deal in which the agree to overthrow the giver and become joint rulers of the planet. Kirk johnson’s followers called the disciples of goatse charge into battle while the chief rolls along the countryside searching for the giver’s lair, which he finds. The giver sees chief with his giver eyes and melts his visor with heat vision. Chief proceeds to then engage the giver in hand to hand combat in a bombed out city called mansville. This fight lasts 7 seasons, mostly consisting of sexually tense embraces that last episodes at a time. Kirk johnson who had been goatsin in up on the battle field -Yoink!- chief against the giver. The giver then gave to kirk johnson, instantly killing kirk. Master chief was saddened by this but not any less determined. Master chief shoves the shoehorn into the giver’s -Yoink- when the giver wasn’t looking. Master chief then says “That’s a taste of your own medicine, giver!” the giver then falls into a coma and dies three days later. Master Chief attended the giver and kirk johnson’s double funeral, paying his respects to those mighty men.
CREDITS
Master Chief goes into the center of the Milky Way with a Marathon heavy cruiser filled with NOVA bombs to blow up… Unicron.
> Master Chief wakes up to discover that Cortana has taken human form and fed herself by eating the chief’s legs. In a blind rage chief kills Cortana with a shoehorn. The chief(or at least his torso) then crash lands onto a mysterious planet where an evil king called The Giver is the despotic ruler. After barely surviving an encounter with the king’s forces torsochief looks for a place to hide. He eventually finds a cave the reminds him of goatse. He enters and finds the hermit Kirk Johnson lives inside. Torsochief and kirk johnson strike a deal in which the agree to overthrow the giver and become joint rulers of the planet. Kirk johnson’s followers called the disciples of goatse charge into battle while the chief rolls along the countryside searching for the giver’s lair, which he finds. The giver sees chief with his giver eyes and melts his visor with heat vision. Chief proceeds to then engage the giver in hand to hand combat in a bombed out city called mansville. This fight lasts 7 seasons, mostly consisting of sexually tense embraces that last episodes at a time. Kirk johnson who had been goatsin in up on the battle field -Yoink!- chief against the giver. The giver then gave to kirk johnson, instantly killing kirk. Master chief was saddened by this but not any less determined. Master chief shoves the shoehorn into the giver’s -Yoink!- when the giver wasn’t looking. Master chief then says “That’s a taste of your own medicine, giver!” the giver then falls into a coma and dies three days later. Master Chief attended the giver and kirk johnson’s double funeral, paying his respects to those mighty men.
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Hmm… id buy it. U hear that 343? Id buy that.
MC wakes up! Crash lands on the planet, and oh no there’s some bad Forerunner dudes or something and precursors or whatever, you gotta SHOOT em. Meets a Forerunner AI and he’s like “Aiyo, those guys are pretty messed up, you should like, kill them. It’s your destiny man.”. So John does it over the course of 3 games and Cortana probably dies at some point, there’s some abstract and bizarre terminals and stuff about Chakas or some -Yoink-, and the UNSC is helping you halfway through Halo 4. Trust me, I’m right.
