I want to TRULY be a spartan!

All those things we saw chief do in the first look trailer, I want to do! I want to pro open doors, I want to do all those insane flips, and evade while on jet pack like in the E3 Trailer! And I mean the game for those who don’t understand ( My god guys it’s not that hard to figure out!But it would be nice to become a spartan II who lives)

Do experiments to your body and tell us how it goes.

Yes I’m sure you’d survive the process of becoming a Spartan through the hard military training, strict experiments that probably torture your very humanity leaving you a cold heartless machine of a man.

I’m sure you’d also survive it since you’re the finest example of physical fitness being a Halo gamer.

Give me a break…

  1. be super billionare
  2. get steroids
  3. train some aerobics things
  4. get a real armour
  5. get a jet pack & weapons
  6. get a portable coratana

Is the OP suggesting he wants those abilites IRL or just he wants those gameplay mechanis in Halo 4?

Practice Parkour

Yeah I do that stuff on a daily basis.

> Is the OP suggesting he wants those abilites IRL or just he wants those gameplay mechanis in Halo 4?

I think he means in the game. Man, people take things so seriously.

> All those things we saw chief do in the first look trailer, I want to do! I want to pro open doors, I want to do all those insane flips, and evade while on jet pack like in the E3 Trailer!

What!?!?! You can’t already do that? When I was 3 I made a set of Mark 30 battle armor, then worked on makeing an AI until I was 5, then by the time I was 6 I had designed a working Jet/Thruster pack and combined them to surpass Master Chief’s Armor.

The only drawback is the genetic enhancement that I lived through at 8 years old didn’t make me as bad -Yoink- as I had expected, Now I’m only awesome as Linda, not quite Master Chief.

> > Is the OP suggesting he wants those abilites IRL or just he wants those gameplay mechanis in Halo 4?
>
> I think he means in the game. Man, people take things so seriously.

I for one am quite confused on what he actually means, possibly slightly worried?

> All those things we saw chief do in the first look trailer, I want to do! I want to pro open doors, I want to do all those insane flips, and evade while on jet pack like in the E3 Trailer!

Lots of flash and no meaning.

> > > Is the OP suggesting he wants those abilites IRL or just he wants those gameplay mechanis in Halo 4?
> >
> > I think he means in the game. Man, people take things so seriously.
>
> I for one am quite confused on what he actually means, possibly slightly worried?

Well the fact that he mentions the E3 trailer strongly suggest he is talking about the game, (damn it I lost the game!), so it’s highly unlikely that he’s talking about real life. But hey, who wouldn’t want to be a 7ft 6 inch tall killing machine?

Guys… i belive he was talking about in game lol.

> > All those things we saw chief do in the first look trailer, I want to do! I want to pro open doors, I want to do all those insane flips, and evade while on jet pack like in the E3 Trailer!
>
> What!?!?! You can’t already do that? When I was 3 I made a set of Mark 30 battle armor, then worked on makeing an AI until I was 5, then by the time I was 6 I had designed a working Jet/Thruster pack and combined them to surpass Master Chief’s Armor.
>
> The only drawback is the genetic enhancement that I lived through at 8 years old didn’t make me as bad -Yoink!- as I had expected, Now I’m only awesome as Linda, not quite Master Chief.

Mark 30!?!? The most recent UNSC armor is only a Mk. 7!

You had a very interesting childhood.

At least your the best sniper… ever.

Well assuming you’re tslking about in-game mechanics… If you go watch the halo 4 first look video it shows concept scenes from the game were the chief IS doing all thst stuff. :confused:

> Well assuming you’re tslking about in-game mechanics… If you go watch the halo 4 first look video it shows concept scenes from the game were the chief IS doing all thst stuff. :confused:

Finally someone who isn’t so literal!