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Because they very clearly have access to the best drugs available.
And yes, this will be deleted for not being constructive. Fine. It’s completely genuine. I like a good trip as much as the next guy, and it’s clear whoever handled the implementation of the matchmaking and ranking systems hasn’t been operating on this plane of reality in some time.
So that’s where our REQ money has gone!
I can see it.
Lmao!!! The matchmaking is so broken its not even funny hahaha
Then don’t play the game. Save the rest of us from posts like this.
I…fail to see how saying “They’re on drugs.” is even criticism. It doesn’t even mean anything.
I’d like to post pictures of these designers, with maybe even some added photoshop but I fear being banned.
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> I’d like to post pictures of these designers, with maybe even some added photoshop but I fear being banned.
That’s just being childish.
I bet they are only half as high as the team handling the ranking system. The weapon balancing team must be hamsters because they definitely arent thinking humans.
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Not as childish as a certain developers twitter bio considering his previous endeavors in the business, and outright lying from other devs.
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And pizza skins, you can’t forget those! But seriously, 343 should act more like a business sometimes. No one would care about their jokes and shenanigans if they were obviously trying very hard to improve Halo 5.
The weapon balancing team are -Yoink- geniuses. You shut your promiscuous mouth!
I honestly see some of these “performance” teams that game developers put together as going like this:
> Engineer creates thing
> Team criticizes thing
> E gets upset and argues points of logic in a disgruntled nerd voice
> T gets annoyed and says “Yeah ok whatever just I would be deeply appreciative if you would refrain from speaking.”
Alternative:
> T too afraid to tell E that his ideas and modifications are junk.
Yep now i’m finding games on american servers in solo arena and can’t play with american friends in warzone.
I’m in Australia
the matchmaking is clearly broken
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> I honestly see some of these “performance” teams that game developers put together as going like this:
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> > Engineer creates thing
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> > E gets upset and argues points of logic in a disgruntled nerd voice
> > T gets annoyed and says “Yeah ok whatever just I would be deeply appreciative if you would refrain from speaking.”
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> > T too afraid to tell E that his ideas and modifications are junk.
Actually this is an incredibly accurate description. The Binding of Issac director actually stated to Kotaku this week, that he had a coder that refused to tell the Team of an OP powerup because he wanted to use it in game and they had to fire him for not doing his job. As someone in the field, I can tell you that communication plays such an important role in project development and yet most companies only care about the end product. Which leads us to the current state that Halo 5 is in…