I used to be a spartan like you

…then I took a binary rifle shot in the knee.

lol.

lol then disintegrated

I will eat your limbs!

The internet was doing just fine!!

Or a Boltshot to the face

STOP! You violated the internet law!

I laughed

10/10

Because you USED to be a Spartan until you disintegrated.

You made my day OP.

Oh gawd, the lameness!

> Oh gawd, the lameness!

Oh God humorless