I? *sweats nervously*

I am a monyument to aww youw sins. This onye is machinye and nyewve, and has its mind concwuded. This onye is but fwesh and faith, and is the mowe dewuded. Thewe is much tawk, and I have wistenyed, thwough wock and metaw and time. Nyow I shaww tawk, and you shaww wisten. This onye’s containment… and this onye’s Gweat Jouwnyey… … awe the same. Youw Pwophets have pwomised you fweedom fwom a doomed existence, but you wiww find nyo sawvation on this Wing. Those who buiwt this pwace knyew what they wwought. Do nyot mistake theiw intent, aww wiww pewish as they did befowe. If you wiww nyot heaw the twuth, then I wiww show it to you. Thewe is stiww time to stop the key fwom tuwnying, but fiwst, it must be found. You wiww seawch onye wikewy spot… and you wiww seawch anyothew. Fate had us meet as foes, but this wing wiww make us bwothews.


dear god if this is what this forum is for then I love it and hate it