I now get excited for Scout Hogs

Games Halo 5: Guardians
1

Warzone Firefight has made me appreciate scout hogs. When the game starts, you can jump right into one and drive.

For you see, when you have a truck surrounded by little enemies, it gets hungry, and it can only be fed by crushing them all under your big, mighty tires. The ultimate satisfaction of that juicy, crunchy slaughter of little bugs on your bumper is only made better with the introduction of another group for you to forcefully push into the ground.

Don’t sell your Scout Hogs, people. Use them. Make the enemy get intimate with your tires.

2

It’s cool, but the ONI hog is where it’s at.

3

As long as you can use it to shove some horsepower up their -Yoink-, it works. Scouts are just immediately avaliable.

4

Wow, scout warthogs now have a use