I left MP alone for 2 months - I can't fathom it

Games Halo: The Master Chief Collection
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I gave MP a wide berth, not being able to get a game and suffering horrendous lag. So I gave it two months and this is my experience in the last week:

  • Multiple games of SWAT ending with 5+ minutes on the clock with the score at 52 - 27… Why?!- Games still starting with odd teams. 4 v 2 anyone?- Games starting with only one team - the red team versus, no one?! (enjoy those exciting 12 minutes! - picture attached)- I was a level 6 before stopping playing. I’m now a level 2. Then was a level 6 again. Back to level 2. I’ve won games against 48s and 46s and a few others. Still a level 2.- How on earth can I match a level 34 and 49 when I’M A LEVEL 2?! WHAT KIND OF RANKING SYSTEM IS THIS?! (picture attached)- Still can’t get a game of BTB when playing with 5 people.- Still having members of my party kicked out at loading screen.- Being kicked out of game at loading screen (i.e. it doesn’t load) when playing alone.- “Multiplayer is not allowed until your priveledges have been checked”. Que’est ce que to -Yoinking!- what?- Got an extermination in Team SWAT. It was never added to my medal list - neither was any other medal won on Wednesday…Direct links to photos of 4 v 0 and me as a level 2 being paired with a 49, 34 and against a level 12

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Oh God, im dying over here.
This is just too much for me.

Even after all this, people still believe in 343i so much, that they have pre-ordered Halo 5.

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Hahahaha I really can’t be bothered downloading this new patch. Everyone on the forums are complaining about it. Like the game is amazing and all but it’s just not fun trying to jump through 1 million hoops to get into an even game with a party

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This made me sad to read.