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I know you are watching ‘Monitor’. And I know that you are about to lock this topic because it is pointless. But then again, would it not be pointless to lock it? Maybe you are about to lock it because you can, and because you have the power. But what do you gain in the end? Another locked post. I know it is tempting, but do you really want to be responsible for locking this post? Maybe you and your ‘Monitor’ friends can get away with it, but is it really going to be worth it? Maybe you will lock this post and laugh because it is such a pointless post. Maybe you will lock this post and cry because it is such a pointless post. Maybe you will lock this and smile because it was the right thing to do. Why are you wasting your time reading this, ‘Monitor’? Why have you not locked this post yet? Do you enjoy reading pointless posts for the fun of it? Will you go share this post with your ‘Monitor’ friends before you lock this pointless post? I know you are about to lock it, do not lie. Halo Waypoint community members may see this post and share it with other friends before they report it for being pointless. But what is the use? How much longer will you read? Maybe you will lock a post for being hateful or rude. But will you really lock this post because it is pointless? I know you are enjoying yourself right now. I bet you will enjoy it even more once you lock it. I bet you already locked it. I bet people of the community are just reading a locked post right now. Because locked posts are funny, aren’t they? Why am I even typing this right now if I know it is going to be locked, by you? I can see you clicking the lock button right now. Why haven’t you already? Come on already. Lock it. Lock this post right now so everyone can see this locked post. I know you are going to lock this post. Do it. Lock it right now. Why are you still reading this? Do you find it entertaining? Be a responsible ‘Monitor’ and lock it already. Seriously. This getting old and repetitive. Just click lock if you are a ‘Monitor’. What if I go post this topic in the Halo: CE forum after this? Will you still lock it? I bet not. Why? Because you find this extremely entertaining. Why is reading a pointless post entertaining in the first place. Because you know you are going to lock it, because you can. Am I getting repetitive, or… why haven’t you locked it yet? Come on. We do not have all day to have you read this before you lock it. I bet a community member just reported it, and now you are reading it. I know that you are about to lock this topic because it is pointless. But then again, would it not be pointless to lock it? Maybe you are about to lock it because you can, and because you have the power. But what do you gain in the end? Another locked post. I know it is tempting, but do you really want to be responsible for locking this post? Maybe you and your ‘Monitor’ friends can get away with it, but is it really going to be worth it? Maybe you will lock this post and laugh because it is such a pointless post. Maybe you will lock this post and cry because it is such a pointless post. Maybe you will lock this and smile because it was the right thing to do. Why are you wasting your time reading this, ‘Monitor’? Why have you not locked this post yet? Do you enjoy reading pointless posts for the fun of it? Will you go share this post with your ‘Monitor’ friends before you lock this pointless post? I know you are about to lock it, do not lie. Halo Waypoint community members may see this post and share it with other friends before they report it for being pointless. But what is the use? How much longer will you read? Maybe you will lock a post for being hateful or rude. But will you really lock this post because it is pointless? I know you are enjoying yourself right now. I bet you will enjoy it even more once you lock it. I bet you already locked it. I bet people of the community are just reading a locked post right now. Because locked posts are funny, aren’t they? Why am I even typing this right now if I know it is going to be locked, by you? I can see you clicking the lock button right now. Why haven’t you already? Come on already. Lock it. Lock this post right now so everyone can see this locked post. I know you are going to lock this post. Do it. Lock it right now. Why are you still reading this? Do you find it entertaining? Be a responsible ‘Monitor’ and lock it already. Seriously. This getting old and repetitive. Just click lock if you are a ‘Monitor’. What if I go post this topic in the Halo: CE forum after this? Will you still lock it? I bet not. Why? Because you find this extremely entertaining. Why is reading a pointless post entertaining in the first place. Because you know you are going to lock it, because you can. Am I getting repetitive, or… why haven’t you locked it yet? Come on. We do not have all day to have you read this before you lock it. I bet a community member just reported it, and now you are reading it.
I bet you just skipped that whole part because you knew I had already said it. Then why are you reading this part? Why have you not locked it? Pointless, pointless, pointless. Why have you not locked it yet? It is so pointless reading this, that you must be ready to lock it right now. Well why don’t you lock it then?
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I bet you just skipped that part. Why? Because it was literally pointless. Why haven’t you locked this post yet then if it is just the same? How much longer will you read pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, pointless, words?
…this post is locked, isn’t it?[/spoiler]