I Know what Halo 4 Needs to Succeed!

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So after many hours of thinking about what Halo 4 needs to be successful, I came to the conclusion that it only needs 3 things.

  1. Master Chief (Verified)
  2. Tons of Explosions and Weapons (Verified sorta)
  3. HOT GIRLS!

Everything that Halo 4 needs to be successful has already been verified, except for hot girls. Does anyone know when they’re gonna be verified?

OH I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA XD

The story of Halo 4 can be something like this:

Master Chief crash lands on a planet. After a few hours of battling covenant and precursors, Master Chief discovers an island resort with tons of HOT GIRLS! It’s like a way to reward the player for all their hard work!

What do you think will help Halo 4 succeed the most?

Thoughts on my hot girls idea?

Thanks,
MajorNoobOwnage

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It needs a -Yoink!- scene.

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This is Halo 4 in the eyes of Michael Bay

H4 has no need for hot girls…there’s already cortana

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> It needs a -Yoink!- scene.

that would be awesome but then it would be difficult for it to get an M rating and it may be banned in certain countries. AWESOME!

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> > It needs a -Yoink!- scene.
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> that would be awesome but then it would be difficult for it to get an M rating and it may be banned in certain countries. AWESOME!

but with who??

Chief and cortana is the only logical answer…but Cortana is a Hologram…3 times smaller than the chief

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> This is Halo 4 in the eyes of Michael Bay
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> H4 has no need for hot girls…there’s already cortana

-_-

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-Yoink!- appeal? No no, we need more awkward moments like the CE Legendary ending.

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> It needs a -Yoink!- scene.

why so we can be accused of copying Mass Effect? We’re already being accused for copying cod which btw is ridiculous

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> This is Halo 4 in the eyes of Michael Bay
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>
> <mark>H4 has no need for hot girls</mark>…there’s already cortana

Whats wrong with you?

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Most people in this thread make me lose hope in humanity as an intelligent species…regardless since we’re all being stupid.

Have Master Chief get it on with the Didact who turns out to be a female Forerunner working for a female Precursor who is actually working for a zombie Prophet of Truth who is working for Guilty Spark who in turn is having a relationship with Cortana.

And to throw the weirdo’s a bone let them have some kind of messed up -Yoink!-. So right there you got your Xenophiliaish necrophilian Master Chief who is somehow having relations with a floating ball with an English accent…

Good god…what have I done.

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> > It needs a -Yoink!- scene.
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> why so we can be accused of copying Mass Effect? We’re already being accused for copying cod which btw is ridiculous

Mass Effect invented -Yoink!- scenes? Huh.

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> Most people in this thread make me lose hope in humanity as an intelligent species…regardless since we’re all being stupid.
>
> Have Master Chief get it on with the Didact who turns out to be a female Forerunner working for a female Precursor who is actually working for a zombie Prophet of Truth who is working for Guilty Spark who in turn is having a relationship with Cortana.
>
> And to throw the weirdo’s a bone let them have some kind of messed up -Yoink!-. So right there you got your Xenophiliaish necrophilian Master Chief who is somehow having relations with a floating ball with an English accent…
>
> Good god…what have I done.

that’d be pretty chill

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Okay…your other thread is funny. This one…not so much and it’s inappropriate too. :confused: