I have figured Palmer out

Palmer is being sarcastic. my team is down 600 pts have no bases -“You can still win by destorying the teams core” Yep. Sarcasm.

Then in firetfight, she speaks up- There are only a couple of enemies left, take them out" A couple means 2, it does not mean 30 to 40, yet thats about how many are left. Yep She is being funny using sarcasm. Gotta love her.

From the moment I was introduced to her as a character…

I have always hated Sarah Palmer.

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> From the moment I was introduced to her as a character…
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> I have always hated Sarah Palmer.

You are not alone my friend.

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> Palmer is being sarcastic. my team is down 600 pts have no bases -“You can still win by destorying the teams core” Yep. Sarcasm.
>
> Then in firetfight, she speaks up- There are only a couple of enemies left, take them out" A couple means 2, it does not mean 30 to 40, yet thats about how many are left. Yep She is being funny using sarcasm. Gotta love her.

To be fair, I’ve seen it happen once.

I wish chief would of killed her in H4 when she said “i thought you would be taller”
or at any point really

Palmer stopped saying that to me in warzone… it’s so weird… my daily dose of motivation is gone…

She’s one of those characters that every story has that people love to hate

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> I wish chief would of killed her in H4 when she said “i thought you would be taller”
> or at any point really

The chief doesn’t tend to murder his allies.

Wonder how many people who where down 500+ actually destroyed the enemy core.

Just be glad shes only in WZ. Imagine if she was in arena.

Score 49-49
Palmer:“Youre not out of this yet, eleminate enemy spartans”

“Dang it palmer what do you think im doing? Im trying to concentra-” get shot,game over, lose “yoink! Palmer why?”

Palmer:“better luck next time spartan”

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> > 2535435959089813;5:
> > I wish chief would of killed her in H4 when she said “i thought you would be taller”
> > or at any point really
>
>
> The chief doesn’t tend to murder his allies.

But what if there really annoying i think he could make an exception for the greater good

After all I have read about her…to me she sounds very “Mary Sue”-ish, and too proud for her own good. But, that’s just my personal opinion.

The Master Chief can be the only special Spartan! :smiley: /jk

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> From the moment I was introduced to her as a character…
>
> I have always hated Sarah Palmer.

Me too

It’d be nice to have an announcer that can shift between excitement, cold dispassion, disappointment, anger, etc. Where would we find one of those though?

It’s amazing how 343 managed to get me to hate a character played by a great voice actress like Jennifer Hale, I never thought I would find her annoying but 343 just had to make Palmer as annoying as possible.

Why is it that Palmer got to be chosen as the commander out of all the Spartan? Buck should’ve been the commander instead and all would’ve been grand.

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> > 2533274880633045;8:
> > > 2535435959089813;5:
> > > I wish chief would of killed her in H4 when she said “i thought you would be taller”
> > > or at any point really
> >
> >
> > The chief doesn’t tend to murder his allies.
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> But what if there really annoying i think he could make an exception for the greater good

Trust me, there would be a lot of dead people if that was a viable defense for murder.

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> Wonder how many people who where down 500+ actually destroyed the enemy core.
>
> Just be glad shes only in WZ. Imagine if she was in arena.
>
> Score 49-49
> Palmer:“Youre not out of this yet, eleminate enemy spartans”
>
> “Dang it palmer what do you think im doing? Im trying to concentra-” get shot,game over, lose “yoink! Palmer why?”
>
> Palmer:“better luck next time spartan”

I wonder how many controllers I would go through in a month?

I suppose if you look on the bright side. All the more reason to avoid deadlock if she was ever scripted to commentate Arena like that. Lmao

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> It’d be nice to have an announcer that can shift between excitement, cold dispassion, disappointment, anger, etc. Where would we find one of those though?

Loooool. I wasn’t expecting Team Fortress 2 in that link. I was expecting Snoop Dogg out of CoD.

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> > 2533274805075298;2:
> > From the moment I was introduced to her as a character…
> >
> > I have always hated Sarah Palmer.
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> Me too

LOOOOOOAATHE ENTIRELY!

Palmer shouldn’t have been in Halo 5’s campaign because she does nothing useful