I Have A Plan, Arthur!!!

Seems like everything coming out since the trailer has just served to distract us from the fact that Craig isn’t going to be a playable character. Don’t worry, I’m sure we’ll earn the privilege to pay $38.99 for the ability to play as an elite in invasion on the never-before-seen Battlepass System! But, in all seriousness, things won’t get any worse. 343 wouldn’t do that to us. After all, they’ve got a plan. Just listen to uncle Dutch, and Infinite will be a paradise. Have some gahwd dayumn faith!

343: ORTHUR! I have a plaaaaaaan, but we need MONEY

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> 343: ORTHUR! I have a plaaaaaaan, but we need MONEY

ONE. MORE. SCOOOOORE!