Hello,
Last week a friend of mine told me about Halo Anniversary and how 343 industries are bringing back the first Halo game. At first this excited me greatly until I realised that, for some unknown reason, I apparently already have a copt of Halo: Combat Evolved. At first I thought that maybe they had stopped selling this game in stores because it’s so old and that they would have to completely remake it and sell it again so that people who have just discovered the series would be able to purchase the first game; I quickly found out that this is not the case and that Halo: Combat Evolved is still in stores.
Perplexed, I looked into it further and found that maybe the online play is the reason they are selling the same game again considering I am unable to play combat evolved on live anymore. This, however, is also not the reason for a re-release of Combat Evolved because: a) It would cost considerably less money for 343 to open the servers for Combat Evolved again so that people can play rather than remake the entire game again and b) Because the online play uses the Reach style of gameplay which, if 343 checked, is already being used in another game called, coincidentally, ‘Halo: Reach’ which most Halo players already have.
My friend then informed me that the new graphics for the game warrants the cost of such a game even without any original, interesting or innovative gameplay components. I considered this for a little while and then realised I have a painting in my room that consists of three unicorns jumping into a waterfall and is made using sparkles and crayons. The cost of this was only $5 from a lovely girl at the markets and it makes me happy with all the pretty colours. Unfortunately, this negates my need for a $60 AUD game with the only new feature being pretty colours and better reflections so that soldiers can play with themselves while looking at their reflection in Masterchief’s viser.
Regardless, there is always a possibility that 343 have invented some sort of forgetful ray that they will install within the Halo: Anniversary box so that when the player opens the $60 dust collector they will suddenly forget that they already own a copy. If this is the case, I applaud 343’s cunning ability to earn money in a world that hates repeats.