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This method costs me about 3 dollars a week. If you do plan to go this route your Price will be different.
As you can see my k/d is pretty decent. but what you cant see is that over the past 3 days i have managed to bring it up by a solid .07. I know that doesn’t sound like much but when you are over a 3.0 it is harder then you think.
Here is the play by play on how I would play my games. Id hop on halo with a full stomach . While playing I would start to get drowsy from my digestion and I would play for fun while trying to keep my K/D up. If games got too bad I would just quit out. I thought that it was working until my friend let me in on his secret.
Here is what I do now. I make my self a turkey sandwich with mayo, he said any deli meat would work. Then before I eat it I put it in the microwave to heat it up a little. I get on and play a game while sitting back, preferably with my shotgun and active next to a portal so i can escape. Then after my first game and my sandwich has time to cool I open it up and place it(Condiment side down)on top of my head under my headset. After my new head gear is on I hop right into a game and charge as hard as I can, while grabbing every power weapon possible. I continue to do that Until I get bored (Which usually takes me a good 4 hours). Once I am bored I just get off the game, pull the aforementioned sandwich out of my hair, and eat it. Followed by a nice nap.
Can I use mustard rather than mayo?
> Can I use mustard rather than mayo?
I don’t know. I prefer mayo.
I think this might just be locked…but if it works, who knows!
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> I think this might just be locked…but if it works, who knows!
You mean it might GET locked? How did you make it this far in life without being able to properly articulate ONE thought in text form.
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> This method costs me about 3 dollars a week. If you do plan to go this route your Price will be different.
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> As you can see my k/d is pretty decent. but what you cant see is that over the past 3 days i have managed to bring it up by a solid .07. I know that doesn’t sound like much but when you are over a 3.0 it is harder then you think.
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> Here is the play by play on how I would play my games. Id hop on halo with a full stomach . While playing I would start to get drowsy from my digestion and I would play for fun while trying to keep my K/D up. If games got too bad I would just quit out. I thought that it was working until my friend let me in on his secret.
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> Here is what I do now. I make my self a turkey sandwich with mayo, he said any deli meat would work. Then before I eat it I put it in the microwave to heat it up a little. I get on and play a game while sitting back, preferably with my shotgun and active next to a portal so i can escape. Then after my first game and my sandwich has time to cool I open it up and place it(Condiment side down)on top of my head under my headset. After my new head gear is on I hop right into a game and charge as hard as I can, while grabbing every power weapon possible. I continue to do that Until I get bored (Which usually takes me a good 4 hours). Once I am bored I just get off the game, pull the aforementioned sandwich out of my hair, and eat it. Followed by a nice nap.
No pickle with that sandwich? OP must be trolling.
Dr. Pepper & Wendy’s works better for me.
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And how did you make it this far in life getting angry at everyone who doesn’t comply with how you read? The way I read that it makes sense.
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> And how did you make it this far in life getting angry at everyone who doesn’t comply with how you read? The way I read that it makes sense.
Wow, and I thought I was a Grammar -Yoink!-. I correct people when it’s so confusing that nobody understands, but it looks like somebody needs to learn that not everybody on the internet uses correct grammar. (Although it would be nice.)
As for the actual topic, it’s just too vague. Does it have to be mayo or can it be any other condiment (such as ketchup if that’s what you prefer)? What kind of bread do you use? White? Wheat? Pumpernickel? Does it have to be deli meat or can it be any meat? (Spam, maybe?) How long do you microwave it? And how long does it take to cool down after that? Do you even need to eat the sandwich? There are just too many variables. If you post a foolproof method for getting a higher K/D, you must be specific! (And maybe post something that will actually work, too.)
I can’t follow these directions without pictures.
> Can I use mustard rather than mayo?
I’m guessing mayo would work, because it doesn’t have any carbohydrates, and the oil would be well absorbed through the scalp. With that in mind an extra slice of cheese might help as well. Just a thought.
Just tried this. Works a charm. Shame my K/D is already screwed from when I played nothing but Living Dead in my first few months of the game… And I sucked at Living dead :<
> Just tried this. Works a charm. Shame my K/D is already screwed from when I played nothing but Living Dead in my first few months of the game… And I sucked at Living dead :<
I get crap for having a negative spread and in my defense I played months of grifball when I first started in reach.
Don’t finish the sandwich by washing it down with water once your done playing. The next time you play your k/d will drastically go down; I’m living proof of this.
I am glad to know I have been able to help you all out.
Awesome thread is awesome. And hilarious
> I can’t follow these directions without pictures.