I feel like this still needs clarification.

There won’t be a super secret Falcon surprise. The Phaeton is not an April Fools, nor is it a Falcon in disguise. 343 Industries is not going to add an easter egg that requires you to viciously -Yoink!- five specific grunts in order to magically unlock Flip Yap’s lost Falcon.

There is no Falcon. Falcon dead. RIP. Rest in pepperoni. Falcon bye-bye.

But Flip yap’s Falcon… Flip yap would never betray us… He would not do this to us.

Falcon would only be fun to use in customs/forge, not warzone.

Dang it… I have been tea bagging grunts all day :slight_smile:

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> There will be no super secret Falcon surprise. The Phaeton is not an April Fools, nor is it a Falcon in disguise. There isn’t an easter egg where you have to viciously -Yoink!- five specific grunts in order to magically unlock Flip Yap’s lost Falcon.
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> There is no Falcon. Falcon dead. RIP. Rest in pepperoni. Falcon bye-bye.

That was helpful no wait I meant pointless.

Darn, I thought it was 7 specific Jackals. I’ve been doing it wrong for nothing, that’s like a double whammy right there.

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> There will be no super secret Falcon surprise. The Phaeton is not an April Fools, nor is it a Falcon in disguise. There isn’t an easter egg where you have to viciously -Yoink!- five specific grunts in order to magically unlock Flip Yap’s lost Falcon.
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> There is no Falcon. Falcon dead. RIP. Rest in pepperoni. Falcon bye-bye.

Lol RIP indeed

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> > There will be no super secret Falcon surprise. The Phaeton is not an April Fools, nor is it a Falcon in disguise. There isn’t an easter egg where you have to viciously -Yoink!- five specific grunts in order to magically unlock Flip Yap’s lost Falcon.
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> > There is no Falcon. Falcon dead. RIP. Rest in pepperoni. Falcon bye-bye.
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> That was helpful no wait I meant pointless.

It’s not pointless when half the people on this forum are still expecting a motherflapping Falcon

This was clarified the second they showed us the new phaeton. Pretty simple.

Bravo will see this and release the Falcon to troll you.

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> This was clarified the second they showed us the new phaeton. Pretty simple.

That’s true, but there are still MANY people around here who think it’s all just a troll or something like that. And some people don’t read those community updates by Bravo.

RIP