I was playing some warzone. I was on blue team.
I had hijacked an enemy ONI warthog.
I was driving around and saw a player with a Nornfang.
I saw the color red from the damage boost and said “Aw hell no” and drove straight at them.
As I got close I realized they were blue. Crap.
RIP.
If this was you I am SOOOOOOOOO sorry M8.
One thing that sucks about damage boosts. It makes you look like a red.
Court marshal this man at once!
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> Court marshal this man at once!
I court marshalled myself. I walked into the nearest corner and threw two frag grenades.
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> I court marshalled myself. I walked into the nearest corner and threw two frag grenades.
Good, good. Your path to redeeming yourself is in order.
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> One thing that sucks about damage boosts. It makes you look like a red.
I just noticed: I saw you post on another thread. And like 10 more. You post a lot. Good job. And yes, this does suck.
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> Good, good. Your path to redeeming yourself is in order.
In a previous game a guy came up and teabagged I front of my sniper, so I walked over to a req station and I gave it to him. He was so happy. Then the game ended. Does this redeem me?
Kroj krojkra ib riok klaka. Lol accidents happen but it sucks whn thing like this happen… did he hate mail you?
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> In a previous game a guy came up and teabagged I front of my sniper, so I walked over to a req station and I gave it to him. He was so happy. Then the game ended. Does this redeem me?
Yeah, that’s nice of you.
One time this guy on the enemy team rushed into our Armory, wielding a Prophets’ Bane, only to be one-shotted by my shotty. About 45 seconds later, I was holding the sword, trying to sneak into their armory, and I saw the same guy. He was using the Legionaire helmet, very recognizable. He didn’t try to kill me, and just spammed crouch. I traded the Bane out for a Boltshot I found on the ground, presumably from a crawler. He picked it up, then we kinda ran away from eachother.
Made me feel good about myself.
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> Kroj krojkra ib riok klaka. Lol accidents happen but it sucks whn thing like this happen… did he hate mail you?
He punched my warthog. A lot…
Also: WHERE YOU LEARN TO SPEAK SANGHEILI? Fapo (It’s a perfectly respectable Sangheili name) needs to learn to speak his native tongue!
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> > > > I court marshalled myself. I walked into the nearest corner and threw two frag grenades.
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> Yeah, that’s nice of you.
> One time this guy on the enemy team rushed into our Armory, wielding a Prophets’ Bane, only to be one-shotted by my shotty. About 45 seconds later, I was holding the sword, trying to sneak into their armory, and I saw the same guy. He was using the Legionaire helmet, very recognizable. He didn’t try to kill me, and just spammed crouch. I traded the Bane out for a Boltshot I found on the ground, presumably from a crawler. He picked it up, then we kinda ran away from eachother.
> Made me feel good about myself.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! SO NICE! It is super satisfying to be nice to people. I think the guy in my game req’d a second Nornfang later. I had a sniper and I saw him get killed. I defended his Nornfang and he got it back.
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> > Kroj krojkra ib riok klaka. Lol accidents happen but it sucks whn thing like this happen… did he hate mail you?
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> Also: WHERE YOU LEARN TO SPEAK SANGHEILI? Fapo (It’s a perfectly respectable Sangheili name) needs to learn to speak his native tongue!
Click aue ji jafla? That’s a link to a dictionary for the old retconned one I speak. But if you wanna learn the 343 syllabic dialect talk to my shiooah Rachelyoubish
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> Click aue ji jafla? That’s a link to a dictionary for the old retconned one I speak. But if you wanna learn the 343 syllabic dialect talk to my shiooah Rachelyoubish
Thanks M9!
Shisno?
Kappa
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> > > > Kroj krojkra ib riok klaka. Lol accidents happen but it sucks whn thing like this happen… did he hate mail you?
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> > Click aue ji jafla? That’s a link to a dictionary for the old retconned one I speak. But if you wanna learn the 343 syllabic dialect talk to my shiooah Rachelyoubish
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> Thanks M9!
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> Shisno?
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> Kappa
I’ve been summoned?
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> One thing that sucks about damage boosts. It makes you look like a red.
And speed boosts on a red make you look blue.
Did something bad… you must have been smurfing… oh… that is unfortunate.
At least he is sorry 
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> Court marshal this man at once!
*martial
did the banhammer strike?
<mark>Totally banned</mark>