I can see it now...

“Halo 4 will feature an Aiming down sights feature. It will also show hitmakers to show that you hit someone. The shield system will be scrapped too. You will be killed in about 3 assault rifle bullets. We are also introducing “Halo streaks”. If you get a killing spree, you can get upgraded shields for the rest of the round. There are other Halo streaks unlockable, but you’d need to buy them. Core Halo is still there, but we are adding out own special touch”.

-Frank O’Connor, Lead BS designer at 343 industries.

DAYYYUMMMM FRANKIE, YOU SO INNOVATIVE!!!

“BS Industries” is more suitable. Now I understand where BS Angel got her name from.

Don’t forget Bloom…

> Don’t forget Bloom…

“There will only be bloom when you hipfire the weapon. Aiming down the sights is a much or accurate way of hitting somebody”.

> > Don’t forget Bloom…
>
> “There will only be bloom when you hipfire the weapon. Aiming down the sights is a much or accurate way of hitting somebody”.

Hahaha

Oh and to add insult to injury, Armour lock is back! But new and improved, now it lasts 8 seconds, and now you can move and shoot while in armour lock, and damage does NOT damage armour lock, armour lock now also lets the user splatter people by simply walking into them!

> DAYYYUMMMM OP, YOU SO INNOVATIVE!!!

Fix’d.

> DAYYYUMMMM FRANKIE, YOU SO INNOVATIVE!!!

343, Y U THINK OF NEW STUFF!!! TOO MUCH INNOVATION TO HANDLE!!! CALL OF CRYSIS: MODERN BATTLEREACH 3!