HUGE flaw in Halo 4... Oceanic Armour

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So it has come to my attention that the Oceanic Armor is fake.

After acquiring the Oceanic armor and equipping it, I decided to go for a swim…

Well I’m sure you can guess how that went…

So my question to 343i is why put in Oceanic Armor if it doesn’t even function properly???

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After extensive testing I can confirm that the OP is indeed correct.

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Oh it does make you swim. Maybe your spartan is just overweight?

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Why do you type like this???

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> Why do you type like this???

The more ???s I put in the more important the question it becomes.

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I just balled my hands into fists and punched myself in both eyes.

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The armor allows your Spartan to survive under water. It said nothing about swimming. Or getting back out.

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> So it has come to my attention that the Oceanic Armor is fake.
>
> After acquiring the Oceanic armor and equipping it, I decided to go for a swim…
>
> Well I’m sure you can guess how that went…
>
> <mark>So my question to 343i is why put in Oceanic Armor if it doesn’t even function properly???</mark>

Because it looks badass on land instead of water.

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> The armor allows your Spartan to survive under water. It said nothing about swimming. Or getting back out.

*Snicker.
If you have the circuit skin from walmart, maybe that’s why it sinks. Walmart stuff always falls apart.
Otherwise, I think you’re overweight and simply pulling the armor down.

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> > So it has come to my attention that the Oceanic Armor is fake.
> >
> > After acquiring the Oceanic armor and equipping it, I decided to go for a swim…
> >
> > Well I’m sure you can guess how that went…
> >
> > <mark>So my question to 343i is why put in Oceanic Armor if it doesn’t even function properly???</mark>
>
> Because it looks badass on land instead of water.

then why not call it Landic armour???

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> > > So it has come to my attention that the Oceanic Armor is fake.
> > >
> > > After acquiring the Oceanic armor and equipping it, I decided to go for a swim…
> > >
> > > Well I’m sure you can guess how that went…
> > >
> > > <mark>So my question to 343i is why put in Oceanic Armor if it doesn’t even function properly???</mark>
> >
> > Because it looks badass on land instead of water.
>
> then why not call it Landic armour???

Because it has that strange diver helmet?

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This thread is awesome. Came in here looking for some hit box issues having to do with the helmet only to find out a good joke. OP’s thread Thanked.

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I’m still trying to figure out why the Air Assault helmet doesn’t help me get airsassinations…

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OP’s gotta point. Wish 343 added an underwater environment Forge Map. The armor would fit that criteria.

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Unfortunately, unauthorized replacement of vanity visors can cause sudden and explosive compression of the the Oceanic Spartan Armor when exposed to water elements. This is due to ill-fitting visors sourced from foreign markets.

This is regrettable and unavoidable.

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Maybe this will cheer you up op.

Go ahead, download it. It’s really awesome!

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At least the helmet would help you survive in Rapture, right?

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> OP’s gotta point. Wish 343 added an underwater environment Forge Map. The armor would fit that criteria.

Isn’t there a glitch in Forge Island that allows you to get a teleporter or something passed the water’s kill zone and let you work there?

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> OP’s gotta point. Wish 343 added an underwater environment Forge Map. The armor would fit that criteria.

Forge Island has an underwater building space.

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