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So I’ve been thinking a lot about Promethean Vision (a whole, um… 15, 16, 17 seconds now?), and how we can make it better because it’s obviously game breaking and the next Armor Lock (which was also super game breaking all the time).
Now, 343 has to pretty much do this or its going to be lights out for Halo 4, let’s get real. Anyway, to the idea.
First, to get Provis (prah`-vihz), you need to go on a 10 kill streak and you have to be on a 2 game win streak and you have to have completed campaign on legendary and you have to have gotten your last 500 kills with just the magnum. This way, none of those stupid noobs can use Provis. Because giving advantages to people who are worse than you is idiotic. Honestly. Everyone had to start out sucking some time, so why try to make anything an at least somewhat balance playing field for the newbiez. Do you know what that ideology is called? I’ll give you 3 guesses. Give up?
<mark>-Yoink!-ing. Communism.</mark>
And the day I see any commi scum in my video game is the day I go break up with my super attractive girlfriend who was prom queen and is really good at making out and also plays video games who I’ve acquired through my amazing Gamebattles team which is currently ranked among the top 10 in Lehigh County, Pennsylvania. Suck on that, nerds!
Anyway, back to my amazing idea. So, once they have Provis because they’re super -Yoinking!- 13337 enough to get it, it gets rid of all of your shields for the rest of the game and now you have to navigate the map in a wheelchair. Only hardcore super pro MLGers like me and my best friend from middle school, Walshysquaredurpistolafromghandislunchboxwhilefightingogre1andogre2 would be able to be good with this kind of thing so, like, that makes you good and if you’re bad then you get hurt from Provis.
Finally, if you ever use Provis, you get banned, so you also have to be an amazingly good hacker so you can get your way into the codes and break all the servers with your masterpasswords using backdoors and router-malfunction-indicator-programs to get into 343 and fix it back.
There we go. Now you’ll only be able to use Provis if you’re, like, super good and stuff and we won’t have all these n00bz making it the next armor lock.
Tell me what ya think.