Alright alright, less than 1 hour away from the new weekly shop item. We all know it’s going to be overpriced for a digital item but just how overpriced will it be?! We might as well get -some- fun out of it. Guess what it’s going to be, how much it’s going to cost, and bonus points if you get the color palette right!
I think it’ll be a Armor Set at the humble price of $20,00 with the color BLUE.
I’m gonna guess a red(or green) clown wig with the little red nose, maybe some clown face make up as a helmet attachment, all of this on a Core specific armor of course. Maybe even a Visor color to go with the clown theme!
Then toss in an armor effect that makes a HONK! noise whenever you kill or be killed!
Maybe getting a Killing Spree makes a Clown giggle sound!
Buy each separately for $5-10, or get the whole Clown bundle for $20! 
Sergeant Johnson Bundle - $30
Sergeant Johnson AI voice - no new dialogue, just recycled lines from OG Trilogy’s campaigns
Banana Emblem and Gun Charm - reference to “Johnson” being a slang term for a -Yoink!-
Helmet Attachment - Sergeant Johnson’s hat from H2 that floats in midair whenever you die - reference to how the hat floats in midair when you punch the box from under it in Cairo Station)
Its the ugliest ELL OH ELL So random Ecks Dee AI for 20 dollars! Didn’t see that coming
I would’ve honestly preferred another overpriced armor set, I don’t even watch the Mister chief videos.
TBH i never thought about the AI’s being somthing they’d sell us but I totally forgot about SI and LUMU in the battlepass.
not surprised its 2000 but sure as heck didnt expect a one off AI bundle in the store. Very…interesing
it will be $20 like always. Reported post for being spam.
I guess my money is being spent on games worth buying. Not games that are all about a stupid shop.
Nothing prepared me to see an AI bundle with another shade of green today
NOTHING!
You must be fun at parties. If… You get invited…