How many Killpocalypses do you have?

How many Killpocalypses do you have? I have zero.

This is a an ultra-clickbait-y parody of that thread about how many Killionaires people have. It’s been featured for over a week now, and I thought we could shake things up with a “completely different” thread!

This is sort of a joke.

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> How many Killpocalypses do you have? I have zero.
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> This is a an ultra-clickbait-y parody of that thread about how many Killionaires people have. It’s been featured for over a week now, and I thought we could shake things up with a “completely different” thread!
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> This is sort of a joke.

Killionaires are a legendary medal. People seek them out, it’s like an exterm or a perfection in that there should be a story associated with it. I’m sure 343 will change the topics soon, remember big holiday last week.

Why not how many Perfections do you have or something like that…a little more “outside the box”

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> Why not how many Perfections do you have or something like that…a little more “outside the box”

Or a tell us about your perfection thread, where we swap stories about that one (or six) times you were lucky enough or a ‘near miss’ thread when you were 15-0 only to be betrayed by a teammate at 30 seconds to go…Never mind I’m going to do that myself.

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> Why not how many Perfections do you have or something like that…a little more “outside the box”

It’s meant to be a really obvious parody and I want people to know this. Perfections would seem like something else.

none cuz im bad

I have 9 Killpocalypses at the moment.

I once thought that Killpocalypse was the highest one that you could get… Silly me.