How is 343 still a company?

If I sucked the biggest bag of baby -Yoinks!- at my job for months straight, I would be fired.

Why can’t they fix this -Yoink- dumpster of a game?

Let me educate you. It is a brand new company that has to work with a system that just came out and is guaranteed to have flaws making a game that is 5 soon to me 6 games on one disk with multiplayer. And did you know that companies like Square enix made some really bad games before making final fantasy. You spoiled children need to learn how the world works.

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> Let me educate you. It is a brand new company that has to work with a system that just came out and is guaranteed to have flaws making a game that is 5 soon to me 6 games on one disk with multiplayer. And did you know that companies like Square enix made some really bad games before making final fantasy. You spoiled children need to learn how the world works.

Brand new company that is a subsidiary of Microsoft. Who makes the system it is played on? Microsoft. So if they cant code for a system that their company designed and built thats just sad

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> Let me educate you. It is a brand new company that has to work with a system that just came out and is guaranteed to have flaws making a game that is 5 soon to me 6 games on one disk with multiplayer. And did you know that companies like Square enix made some really bad games before making final fantasy. You spoiled children need to learn how the world works.

You’re not being serious here, are you? I don’t think a weeb like you knows how the World works. When you advertise and release a product, you’d better make sure you have tested it. 343 did not. They sell a broken game and you defend it? Yeah, some glitches or bugs are acceptable. Months later and after multiple gigabytes of patches, they are not. In the “World” as you say, a consumer has every right to complain about a product that doesn’t work.

bu bu but but but it’s all Microsoft fault. They force 343 to release it broken. Leave 343 alone sniff sniff…

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> > Let me educate you. It is a brand new company that has to work with a system that just came out and is guaranteed to have flaws making a game that is 5 soon to me 6 games on one disk with multiplayer. And did you know that companies like Square enix made some really bad games before making final fantasy. You spoiled children need to learn how the world works.
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> Brand new company that is a subsidiary of Microsoft. Who makes the system it is played on? Microsoft. So if they cant code for a system that their company designed and built thats just sad

Why are you trying to sound knowledgeable? You’re -Yoinking!- ignorant. Just because they are a subsidiary company doesn’t mean they hold their hands through the process. Not to mention MCC was outsourced to multiple companies, therefore increasing the margain of error.

this is not a brand new “company” % of bunjii halo devs are within 343.

renamed rebranded rebooted ← generation of reboots… weather it be TV/Music/gaming

these threads are so stupid, you say this like you could do a better job. You most likely cannot. So stop pretending you can

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> this is not a brand new “company” % of bunjii halo devs are within 343.
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> renamed rebranded rebooted ← generation of reboots… weather it be TV/Music/gaming

Contrary to popular belief, 343 is not a renamed or rebranded version of Bungie’s Halo team. Very few people at 343 have worked at Bungie.

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> If I sucked the biggest bag of baby -Yoinks!- at my job for months straight, I would be fired.
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> Why can’t they fix this -Yoink- dumpster of a game?

I was not aware that the Master Chief collection is just a game.

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> these threads are so stupid, you say this like you could do a better job. You most likely cannot. So stop pretending you can

I did my part perfectly. As a consumer, I gave them $69.99, and contributed to the necessary sales tax as well. My payment cleared without issue, I might add.
That was MY job.

It was 343’s job was to provide a working game. Not mine.

Would you be okay with a leaking roof based on the fact that you couldn’t build a better one yourself?
What if your Starbucks cup leaked onto your lap? Oh well…it still works better than the rolled up piece of paper option you were considering.

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> these threads are so stupid, you say this like you could do a better job. You most likely cannot. So stop pretending you can

That’s because I’m not paid to do this. I bet they couldn’t do my job. I can. I couldn’t, I’d be no better than them.

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> Let me educate you. It is a brand new company that has to work with a system that just came out and is guaranteed to have flaws making a game that is 5 soon to me 6 games on one disk with multiplayer. And did you know that companies like Square enix made some really bad games before making final fantasy. You spoiled children need to learn how the world works.

Really spoiled children … excuses. Poor education.

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> > > Let me educate you. It is a brand new company that has to work with a system that just came out and is guaranteed to have flaws making a game that is 5 soon to me 6 games on one disk with multiplayer. And did you know that companies like Square enix made some really bad games before making final fantasy. You spoiled children need to learn how the world works.
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> > Brand new company that is a subsidiary of Microsoft. Who makes the system it is played on? Microsoft. So if they cant code for a system that their company designed and built thats just sad
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> Why are you trying to sound knowledgeable? You’re -Yoinking!- ignorant. Just because they are a subsidiary company doesn’t mean they hold their hands through the process. Not to mention MCC was outsourced to multiple companies, therefore increasing the margain of error.

That 343 was in charge of managing… geez

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> these threads are so stupid, you say this like you could do a better job. You most likely cannot. So stop pretending you can

Fanboy…

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> > 2602973356072471;8:
> > these threads are so stupid, you say this like you could do a better job. You most likely cannot. So stop pretending you can
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> I did my part perfectly. As a consumer, I gave them $69.99, and contributed to the necessary sales tax as well. My payment cleared without issue, I might add.
> That was MY job.
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> It was 343’s job was to provide a working game. Not mine.
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> Would you be okay with a leaking roof based on the fact that you couldn’t build a better one yourself?
> What if your Starbucks cup leaked onto your lap? Oh well…it still works better than the rolled up piece of paper option you were considering.

Yes he would be ok with all those…

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> > > these threads are so stupid, you say this like you could do a better job. You most likely cannot. So stop pretending you can
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> > I did my part perfectly. As a consumer, I gave them $69.99, and contributed to the necessary sales tax as well. My payment cleared without issue, I might add.
> > That was MY job.
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> > It was 343’s job was to provide a working game. Not mine.
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> > Would you be okay with a leaking roof based on the fact that you couldn’t build a better one yourself?
> > What if your Starbucks cup leaked onto your lap? Oh well…it still works better than the rolled up piece of paper option you were considering.
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> Yes he would be ok with all those…

Yep, because he’s a little pu$$y

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> Let me educate you. It is a brand new company that has to work with a system that just came out and is guaranteed to have flaws making a game that is 5 soon to me 6 games on one disk with multiplayer. And did you know that companies like Square enix made some really bad games before making final fantasy. You spoiled children need to learn how the world works.

You’re an arrogant fool. Don’t tell me to learn how the world works. If 343 sincerely cared about their customers, they would not have made false promises and built hype about a game that they knew was a flat-out failure.

Sure error are fine, but don’t promise us a product on several accounts and miserably fail on all of them.

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> Let me educate you. It is a brand new company that has to work with a system that just came out and is guaranteed to have flaws making a game that is 5 soon to me 6 games on one disk with multiplayer. And did you know that companies like Square enix made some really bad games before making final fantasy. You spoiled children need to learn how the world works.

I am 47 years old. I work for my money, and bought the game for the price offered, for the features they advertised. It works 50% of the time, and has at least 40% missing features that I expected to be included as they were in the ORIGINAL games. 343i doesn’t even pretend this is not a mess.

So I was sold something that was not as expected or desired 50-60% of the time. And since I had to go and buy a new generation console to play it, my outlay is 459.98 American. How DARE you call us spoiled children! We did not get this for free, we are not asking for free!

But if you are so right, hand me your money for your groceries this week. I’ll have amazon send you a single can of stewed tomatoes, a bag of flour and one egg. I’ll call it the “Master Chef Collection” and you will eat soooo gooood for the week for your hard earned monies worth. Don’t complain or you will be called a spoiled child.

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> > Let me educate you. It is a brand new company that has to work with a system that just came out and is guaranteed to have flaws making a game that is 5 soon to me 6 games on one disk with multiplayer. And did you know that companies like Square enix made some really bad games before making final fantasy. You spoiled children need to learn how the world works.
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> I am 47 years old. I work for my money, and bought the game for the price offered, for the features they advertised. It works 50% of the time, and has at least 40% missing features that I expected to be included as they were in the ORIGINAL games. 343i doesn’t even pretend this is not a mess.
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> So I was sold something that was not as expected or desired 50-60% of the time. And since I had to go and buy a new generation console to play it, my outlay is 459.98 American. How DARE you call us spoiled children! We did not get this for free, we are not asking for free!
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> But if you are so right, hand me your money for your groceries this week. I’ll have amazon send you a single can of stewed tomatoes, a bag of flour and one egg. I’ll call it the “Master Chef Collection” and you will eat soooo gooood for the week for your hard earned monies worth. Don’t complain or you will be called a spoiled child.

I couldn’t agree with you more. I’m glad there are some people that get it.