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Become a “Master of Unicorns” or one of the other cool forum ranks? I haven’t seen anything talking about forum ranks or anything, and would really like to be more than a recruit-iron. I know it isn’t total forum posts, because I’ve seen people with 500+ posts who’ve been thanked 40+ times who are only a Sargent-(insert metallic color here)… So what is it? o.o

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Hahahaha! “Master of Unicorns” isn’t actually an official rank. When the ranking system was implemented, there was a hiccup with it. Some people migrated over and the majority were just…stuck. No one knew why the ranks weren’t working for them so their rank was changed to “I R Stuck” for a while. Then people got tired of it, someone said they’d rather be the Master of Unicorns instead of “IRS” and, well, 343 listened. :wink:

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Awww :frowning: I really wanted to be one of those too…

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And I would have kept the rank, too, if it weren’t for that meddling program!

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You have to gain the trust of the unicorns before you can master them.

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> You have to gain the trust of the unicorns before you can master them.

Indeed! And sadly, looks like they’re quickly becoming extinct which will quickly lead to the Masters going away as well. Sad day. :frowning:

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> Become a “Master of Unicorns” or one of the other cool forum ranks? I haven’t seen anything talking about forum ranks or anything, and would really like to be more than a recruit-iron. I know it isn’t total forum posts, because I’ve seen people with 500+ posts who’ve been thanked 40+ times who are only a Sargent-(insert metallic color here)… So what is it? o.o

You Jelly?

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You’ve obviously been blessed.

But, give it a few days of posting. It’ll update.

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but… i like it this way

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So did I, my friend.

So did I.

:’(

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Secretly? I’m totally jealous of the Masters of Unicorns. :frowning:

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> Secretly? I’m totally jealous of the Masters of Unicorns. :frowning:

There, there. One day, you’ll get there.

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> Secretly? I’m totally jealous of the Masters of Unicorns. :frowning:

I was one for about 5 minutes, life went downhill from there.

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343 should take a period from a random sentence in a random post on the site, and edit it to link to a secret image of a Unicorn that, when clicked, allows you to set yourself to “Master of Unicorns” irrespective of one’s ordinary rank.

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> 343 should take a period from a random sentence in a random post on the site, and edit it to link to a secret image of a Unicorn that, when clicked, allows you to set yourself to “Master of Unicorns” irrespective of one’s ordinary rank.

Now that would be SWEET!!!

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> > 343 should take a period from a random sentence in a random post on the site, and edit it to link to a secret image of a Unicorn that, when clicked, allows you to set yourself to “Master of Unicorns” irrespective of one’s ordinary rank.
>
> Now that would be SWEET!!!

Best.idea.EVER.

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Master of Narwhals would be a better rank. lol

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We need to form some sort of Wolfpack and be total bosses, because we have something the majority wants sooo badly

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All men should aspire to be Unicorns anyways. Think of it; they have weapons on their head, run super fast, and women adore them.

Dream job!