Ever wonder how he would do it? Honey Badger uses a cobra and does it badass, so what would the Master Chief do to crack open his Pistachios? Would he use a Gravity Hammer? Would he -Yoink!- it? Would he use a plasma grenade? Make suggestions, people!
Master Chief, what are you doing on that ship?
Sir, finishing this pistachio.
Uh, pull the shell apart? Don’t need a hammer to open a nut 
> Uh, pull the shell apart? Don’t need a hammer to open a nut
Nah, man. It’s not badass enough! The Master Chief has to do something that can compete with Honey Badger!
> Master Chief, what are you doing on that ship?
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> Sir, finishing this pistachio.
This
> Master Chief, what are you doing on that ship?
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> Sir, finishing this pistachio.
This is the greatest thing I have ever read.
> -Yoink!- it?
He’s got BALLS OF STEEL
lol, Gravity Hammer.
Or Armour Lock.
first he would open the airlock, then he would place said pistachio within airlock, then he would close and eject said airlock…
He would then open the cargo bay doors, ejecting himself from the ship in high orbit, and chase the pistachio down planetside, where he will enjoy his roasted pistachio while out on a nature stroll.
The arbiter can come too.
I’m still laughing that you basically asked how Chief “busts a nut”…I’ll just leave you with that.
Master Chief could just shoot his way to open it. Mix things up a bit.
Jumps on a knight, breaks its neck, and then uses its energy blade to cut it open.
> > Master Chief, what are you doing on that ship?
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> > Sir, finishing this pistachio.
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> This is the greatest thing I have ever read.
I can die comfortably now.
343i removed teabagging, so teabagging pistachios is out. -Yoink-.
Very carefully.
> 343i removed teabagging, so teabagging pistachios is out. -Yoink!-.
Thank you for ruining the thread.
He devours the whole thing, shell and all.
He could break it open with 343 Guilty Spark like a rock.