How do you think Chief should've responded?

Remember in Halo 4 when Palmer said to THE Master Chief:

“I though you would be taller.”
And Chief said nothing?

How would you have responded if you were Chief or how would you want Chief to respond? Post it here.
And here’s how I dreamed it up:

“I thought I wouldn’t have to save a Spartan IV’s -Yoink!-.”

This is halo 5. But silence is kinda chief’s thing.

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Chief is bad at flirting. He should have amplified:
“Im tall enough where it counts” wink
Palmer’s spartan -Yoink!- drop.

What I would have said- “____________” Silence. Good Ol’ Master Chief.

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> Chief is bad at flirting. He should have amplified:
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> “Im tall enough where it counts” wink
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> Palmer’s spartan -Yoink!- drop.

LOL But Kind of Inappropriate.

You speak when spoken to.

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> What I would have said- “____________” Silence. Good Ol’ Master Chief.
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> > Chief is bad at flirting. He should have amplified:
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> > “Im tall enough where it counts” wink
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> > Palmer’s spartan -Yoink!- drop.
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> LOL But Kind of Inappropriate.

It takes super humans to have super babies :slight_smile:

“I thought we could still destroy the enemy core”

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> > What I would have said- “____________” Silence. Good Ol’ Master Chief.
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> > > 2533274797413165;3:
> > > Chief is bad at flirting. He should have amplified:
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> > > “Im tall enough where it counts” wink
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> > > Palmer’s spartan -Yoink!- drop.
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> >
> > LOL But Kind of Inappropriate.
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> It takes super humans to have super babies :slight_smile:

Spartans are mostly sterile as a result of their augmentations.

Chief not saying anything is the only response. Anything else isn’t his character.

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> > What I would have said- “____________” Silence. Good Ol’ Master Chief.
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> > > 2533274797413165;3:
> > > Chief is bad at flirting. He should have amplified:
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> > > “Im tall enough where it counts” wink
> > >
> > > Palmer’s spartan -Yoink!- drop.
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> >
> > LOL But Kind of Inappropriate.
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> It takes super humans to have super babies :slight_smile:

WOW. Seriously, why does everybody make fun of Palmer? still hate’er, but why?

Chief: “And I thought…”

Yeah, I laughed when I saw this one, totally not in his character, but funny as hell.

Seriously though, I think he should have said “And you should wear a helmet.”

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> > > What I would have said- “____________” Silence. Good Ol’ Master Chief.
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> > > > 2533274797413165;3:
> > > > Chief is bad at flirting. He should have amplified:
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> > > > “Im tall enough where it counts” wink
> > > >
> > > > Palmer’s spartan -Yoink!- drop.
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> > >
> > > LOL But Kind of Inappropriate.
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> >
> > It takes super humans to have super babies :slight_smile:
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> Spartans are mostly sterile as a result of their augmentations.
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> Chief not saying anything is the only response. Anything else isn’t his character.

Its called a joke, FRIENDO

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> Chief: “And I thought…”
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> Yeah, I laughed when I saw this one, totally not in his character, but funny as hell.
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> Seriously though, I think he should have said “And you should wear a helmet.”

OOOHHH Palmer just got OWNED.

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> “I thought we could still destroy the enemy core”

Core. Hmm. check my service record. HARDLY any core victories. more like core losses.

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> > > What I would have said- “____________” Silence. Good Ol’ Master Chief.
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> > > > Chief is bad at flirting. He should have amplified:
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> > > > “Im tall enough where it counts” wink
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> > > > Palmer’s spartan -Yoink!- drop.
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> > >
> > > LOL But Kind of Inappropriate.
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> > It takes super humans to have super babies :slight_smile:
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> Spartans are mostly sterile as a result of their augmentations.
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> Chief not saying anything is the only response. Anything else isn’t his character.

I’m pretty sure they aren’t sterile. Most, if not all, sources say that they tend to have a suppressed sexual drive, not that they have been rendered sterile.

And honestly OP? Chief responded just fine to that comment. There was no response necessary because the Chief doesn’t need to try to make a petty comeback.

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> > What I would have said- “____________” Silence. Good Ol’ Master Chief.
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> > > 2533274797413165;3:
> > > Chief is bad at flirting. He should have amplified:
> > >
> > > “Im tall enough where it counts” wink
> > >
> > > Palmer’s spartan -Yoink!- drop.
> >
> >
> > LOL But Kind of Inappropriate.
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> It takes super humans to have super babies :slight_smile:

Shhh!!! She can hear you! :frowning_face_with_open_mouth:

I did NOT want this to turn sexual at ALL. Not what i was envisioning for this thread.

“-Yoink- you.”

Why the hell are people still offended over a joke Palmer made that Chief was obviously not offended by or annoyed at 4 years later?

“Why did they write such an unlikable character such as yourself Miss Palmer?”

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> Why the hell are people still offended over a joke Palmer made that Chief was obviously not offended by or annoyed at 4 years later?

Why so serious ?
You seem like the only one lol. Everyone else is just going along with a hypothetical reply to what would you say.