How do these marines know my name?

Games Halo 5: Guardians
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So I was casually taking a stroll across the beach when I stopped a base, they said “hey spartan”. How did they know my first name?

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Stahp pls

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> So I was casually taking a stroll across the beach when I stopped a base, they said “hey spartan”. How did they know my first name?

marines are illuminati confirmed, their stalking your every move roks…

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Okay Mr. Spartan Centeroftheuniverse Roks. I don’t think I need to do any explaining. So I’ll just assume you were bored and trying to start a heated discussion about how important you are.

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> Okay Mr. Spartan Centeroftheuniverse Roks. I don’t think I need to do any explaining. So I’ll just assume you were bored and trying to start a heated discussion about how important you are.

No.He was just making a - Yoink - ing joke.

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!!! well they dont know my spartans name Demitri (not my real name its my spartans name completely different)

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Dude at least they know your name. The only thing marines say to me is “Really? That’s the best they could send us?” I’ve had to undergo serious therapy to deal with the elitist marines.

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> > Okay Mr. Spartan Centeroftheuniverse Roks. I don’t think I need to do any explaining. So I’ll just assume you were bored and trying to start a heated discussion about how important you are.
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see this guy gets it

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> Okay Mr. Spartan Centeroftheuniverse Roks. I don’t think I need to do any explaining. So I’ll just assume you were bored and trying to start a heated discussion about how important you are.

someone seems to have a diet high in salt. geez when did ppl lose their sense of humor

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don don don illuminati confirmed they are supreme they watch your every and in halo 6 they’ll know all your secrets

marines are learning

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Yeah, I’m in the same situation! It’s kinda freaking me out.

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Yeah they somehow know my name too I walk in and hear “We got this Marine”

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> Okay Mr. Spartan Centeroftheuniverse Roks. I don’t think I need to do any explaining. So I’ll just assume you were bored and trying to start a heated discussion about how important you are.

Geez, who Yoinked in your cornflakes this morning?

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> > So I was casually taking a stroll across the beach when I stopped a base, they said “hey spartan”. How did they know my first name?
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> Yeah, I’m having the same problem! Kinda freaks me out to be honest.

They are programmed to recognize Spartans.

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> Yeah they somehow know my name too I walk in and hear “We got this Marine”

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> Yeah, I’m in the same situation! It’s kinda freaking me out.

hey at least you don’t have marines spreading rumors about you dying “they’ve got roks” no offence r3dmarine

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> > > So I was casually taking a stroll across the beach when I stopped a base, they said “hey spartan”. How did they know my first name?
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You don’t say?

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> > > So I was casually taking a stroll across the beach when I stopped a base, they said “hey spartan”. How did they know my first name?
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marines are robots? That explains a lot

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PLEASE STAHP!

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> > > So I was casually taking a stroll across the beach when I stopped a base, they said “hey spartan”. How did they know my first name?
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LOL

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> > > > So I was casually taking a stroll across the beach when I stopped a base, they said “hey spartan”. How did they know my first name?
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lol you guys are cracking me up.