Green guy has family reunion that’s ruined by his crazy ex.
You’re walking through a desert lost. Then all of a sudden you’re hit by an angry woman driven robot. You wake up and realize you’re in a car wreck.
The ring was destroyed.
New ring was made.
New ring was destroyed.
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> Green guy has family reunion that’s ruined by his crazy ex.
Halo 4?
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> > Green guy has family reunion that’s ruined by his crazy ex.
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> Halo 4?
Halo 5 or Halo 4, both work.
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> Japanese -Yoink!- kidnaps a soldier and an alien religious figure and sends them to fight these aliens.
Halo 2?
Sleeping space god gets mad a big green brick interrupted his nap and kills millions
A guy’s girlfriend goes crazy ex-girlfriend.
otay so teh bestiest elite, arbiter, komez hohm an teh muppet ub troof sez heez a treshken an the bestiest brute tartarsauce gits tube brandy hem.
Den layter teh elites fayl tutu probect teh muppet ub regert, an teh brutes (dats me) git to has teh elites #BiggerHats
Hunchback space worms misinterpret an ancient symbol and declare war on humanity. Seems legit.
Not Doom Guy has to kill giant death ring by punching his captain in the face.
A machine-man and deus ex machina woman set out to save the universe from Republican-esque aliens, but when she dies and lives (because the plot demands it), he goes all Nickelback and tries to save her.
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> The ring was destroyed.
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> New ring was made.
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> New ring was destroyed.
this is actually a tough one. good one.
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> Sleeping space god gets mad a big green brick interrupted his nap and kills millions
halo 4 
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> otay so teh bestiest elite, arbiter, komez hohm an teh muppet ub troof sez heez a treshken an the bestiest brute tartarsauce gits tube brandy hem.
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> Den layter teh elites fayl tutu probect teh muppet ub regert, an teh brutes (dats me) git to has teh elites #BiggerHats
tartarsauce huh? that term is actually familiar. I have a felling that you must be from the wargames lounge group, are you not?
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Just FYI but multiposting is against the rules. You can quote someone, respond, quote again, respond again. Or edit your other responses back in. 
Someone wanted to return with his ex, and she did it however his crush was friendzone’d (Halo 5 plot, probably written by a film director student :p)
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> Halo 2?
Yep.
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> > Halo 2?
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> Yep.
Of all the ways to describe the Gravemind, “Japanese -Yoink!-” lmao.
Robocop saves the world.