How Bad can you explain a plot in Halo?

it can be a small event as well if you want as well or a whole big plot, even other fictional shows, which used halo to film them (like RVB). Others will have to guess what you are talking about. Try to add some humor to it and make some small references to other mini halo stuff. :joy:

Here is mine:

Three humans find themselves surrounded a moment later by angry gorillas, roaring dinosaurs and yapping little creatures and weird abominations screaming at them so they hop aboard a puma in haste and run.

5 Guys and the intern fight for a planet slowly being taken over by space dinosaurs. In the end they fail and the planet is subjected to the wrath of a giant laser pointer.

Halo Reach (This one was probably pretty easy)

An armed attack vehicle falls out of an armed transport vehicle into the nothing before possible making contact with an gas hull and solid ground.

Ancient space people created giant hula hoops to eradicate the expanding chocolate pudding across the galaxy, only this time the pudding was off.

A group of recovery specialists get separated despite only traveling in one direction while on their way to find a refugee. In the process of finding each other and their target they slaughter a few hundred other refugees.

5 guys and a girl decide it would be a good idea to jump off a cliff. One of the guys got knocked out for like 6 hours and had dreams where the others were fighting monsters. Then he woke up, found the other guys and the girl, found a souvenir, and left before it started raining.

This is supposed to be ODST, if you didn’t catch on

Bat crap crazy naked blue lady, because of her benevolent desire to want to end all suffering and pain in the galaxy, decides to activate her army of giant space owls, and in the process, kills not only millions of innocent civilians, but also about half a dozen plot threads from previous games.

(Sorry but I absolutely could.not.help.myself after seeing the thread title.)

A Cyborg and a Crocodile work hard to cure infection in Africa using advanced new sterilization technique.

In unrelated news, experts say to be wary of airborne mushrooms, as their spores are reported to be highly contagious.

Halo is a pretty cool guy, eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

A green brick and a purple dinosaur save Africa from a particularly nasty case of the cold before flying to a weapon-making weapon and blowing themselves up.

Halo guy wakes up in an action figure tube, then all the spooky guys start shooting all the human guys. Halo guy goes and finds the keys to leave then lands on teh big ring floating in space. Then a hammer flys and picks up Halo guy and human guys because they lost their keys. Then they get the keys and go to an island resort and enjoy life and find a map that leads to treasure. Then Halo guy goes to snowy place and some human guys become pirates and goes to find the treasure. They find out the treasure is the super jello, then Halo guy shows up to eat the jello but there is too much so he goes away. He tries to find his keys again but find out the super jello ate them. He gets mad and blows up the ring. Halo guy flies away in style and tries to tune out his inner demons.

Fin.

a robot, his computer girl friend, and an alligator crashed their bird in the snow then fought a bunch of space zombies. they climbed a pyramid and met up with their bad yoink friend and tinker bell. they planned on lighting the giant onion ring on fire so all the space zombies would die but tinker bell didn’t like people wasting their food so they shot the bad yoink friend with lasers out of their eye. robot and alligator were mad that tinker bell murdered their hero so they beat the crap out of him. the computer girl friend set up a timer to burn down the onion ring then they stole their dead friends car and drove to a giant space ship through a bunch of splosions. but only alligator man got home because the space ship committed suicide and the back half drifted from outside of the galaxy, back into the galaxy and into a giant meat ball.

The Jolly Green Giant goes to find Mr. Key the locksmith and his friend Johnsonville Bratwursts to tell them not to open the Christmas present that daddy left behind in the basement. It’s too late, and now the house is infested with literally millions of weird looking chickens and everyone gets food poisoning.

master chief walks into a bar. what does he get to drink?

nothing because he never takes off his dang helmet…

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> Halo is a pretty cool guy, eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

Y H3LLO THUR!

Green man and blue lady come out of space refrigerator and accidentally unleash space Voldemort-Palpatine from his ancient space refrigerator, who then uses giant space Metapod on giant space mud ball.

Our grave pursues us, so we must run. Not to war, but to our past.

Cyborg and purple robot crash, battle with lizards, find the Decepticons, their leader Iron Man, and then they nuked them.

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> The Jolly Green Giant goes to find Mr. Key the locksmith and his friend Johnsonville Bratwursts to tell them not to open the Christmas present that daddy left behind in the basement. It’s too late, and now the house is infested with literally millions of weird looking chickens and everyone gets food poisoning.

The Jolly Green Giant finds a sick Mr. Key, and is mad that Mr. Key won’t give him a spaceship for a Christmas present. So he punches Mr. Key and takes a spaceship.

two teams play chasy across the galaxy but they are actually puppets for a dead thing