My K/D spread is 0.83. So my question is, Do I suck a little, a lot or am I close to average?
Lol, I was messing around and got mine dropped to 0.49, I don’t think it’s a huge deal man, as long as your having fun. At this point, with H4 on the horizon I don’t think skill in reach is really that relevant. We’re all starting with a clean slate in November 
If you’re trying your hardest and have a 0.83 k/d, you aren’t good.
Here’s how I see it:
Anything below 1.00: bad
1.00-1.19: Average (That’s me!)
1.20-1.49: Above Average
1.50-1.79: Good
1.80-1.99: Very Good
2.00 and above: Very very good.
But, the most important stat is Win/Loss. K/D means nothing if you lose all the time.