DISCLAIMER FOR MODS
this is in no way meant to shame or attack any particular players
it is merely a satirical take on the kinds of players we come across in game
The Squeaker
Loves to talk trash to you and probably has a friend nearby laughing and giggling (8/10 times with a kinect)
Tends to betray you for power weapons or tell you how many perfection medals and running riots he has and is better than you, its just you keep taking his weapons so he cant get kills.
The Tryhard
Will rage at teammates for not playing objective (with no objective medals/stats this game for himself)
Usually ends up at the bottom of the playlist with highest K/D but no flag caps or strongholds captured
The Silent BadAss
Doesnt usually have a mic in or talks but totally dominates the map
Will play objective or cover you in slayer without much direction from you because he knows the flow of battle
The Camper
Not a bad player but loves that one part of the map/base that he can shotgun or rocket enemies with ease
Cant be bothered to play the objective or venture outside unless he needs more ammo
The AFK
Sits at the spawn the entire game giving free kills to the enemy team
Most likely will have music blaring or a kinect that picks up a noisy household
Probably gonna be kicked but will move/shoot every once in a while to avoid the boot