Fire your current testers and hire me. Actually, hire anyone, just make sure they know what they’re doing. I’m sorry 343. I’ve loved Halo for a very long time and i’m NEVER one to bash devs because i know this is your job and it’s how you make a living. I’m just tired of all the problems. Crashing, kicking, right-stick not doing what i want it to do in forge -_- i really hope you guys can get it fixed soon. It’s still a ton of fun to play 
but seriously, i need a job.
With all sincerity, you could really become a paid game tester. Here is a short write-up about becoming a game tester (in the future use “Quality Assurance”): How To Become A Video Game Tester
However, until you have the skills that they are looking for in a paid QA position, try out this instead: http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/playtest/default.aspx.