There is a funny data pad I heard while I was listening to my pads I collected so far. This is hilarious!!! An Elite falling in love with a human!!!
“I saw you standing at your ship, with armored hand on armored hip. Both my hearts begin to pound, so lovely was what I found. I loved your brightly shining armor, human named Commander Palmer.” #UncontrollablyFunny
I loved hearing it
I know right!!! I showed my mum, and she was so confused but when I told her that Elites were aliens, she laughed as much as someone can possibly laugh!!! Imo right!!!
I think they make a cute couple.
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Something reeeeeal ugly gunna come from that
I really think he was just in love with the armor. Imagine an elite in some Mjolnir.
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you’re just jealous that you can’t make love with an elite
What will happen if they-you know what, I don’t want to think about it. 
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The fact that they are different species would prevent children, luckily. But the hinge-jawed heart wants what the hinge-jawed heart wants.
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Maybe.
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Good!
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OOOOOHHHHH burn!!! And gross though.
Well, this certainly escalated quickly. From a funny data pad of an elite, it went to cross-species mating. What is wrong with you guys? 
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> Well, this certainly escalated quickly. From a funny data pad of an elite, it went to cross-species mating. What is wrong with you guys?
Love is in the air…
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> Well, this certainly escalated quickly. From a funny data pad of an elite, it went to cross-species mating. What is wrong with you guys?
Welcome to the Internet. Here we have the forums. And over there is the [REDACTED] and over there is the [REDACTED].
Yea I found it funny.
First, sry. Second,LOL. Third, pretty funny aint it?
I saw you by your ship, armored hand on armored hip.both my hearts began to pound, so lovely was what I found,
I love your brightly shining armor, human named Commander Palmer,
I wish that we…- unknown elite. best data pad ever.
Its a known elite. Says his name on the intel