Helpful suggestions for 343...

This post is about all the best “helpful suggestions” we can come up with for 343 in developing H5 - I’ll kick things off…

I think every weapon needs to be nerfed in H5 (compared to all other previous Halo titles) - the reasons are obvious…

Since when does shooting someone in the head repeatedly kill them? Ever played CoD?!?

And when I get close up to an enemy with an assault weapon and I shoot it at their chest it actually kills people even faster?.. that’s just ridiculous.

Similarly, if I shoot someone in the body with a power weapon in H4 they always die instantly (sometimes others players who were standing close by even die) - whats up with that?!?

The only weapon that isn’t overpowered (except at the end) is the Splaser - that’s a true marksman’s weapon! Sometimes it takes me at least 15 mins. to kill someone with it! As long as I don’t hold the trigger down for too long - then it’s way over-powered because when I do that they almost always die instantly. SO annoying.

Also on a completely related note - Teabagging needs to get a boost. I think it would be better if when I -Yoink!- a dead person at least 3 times in a row (that’s hard)I can bring them back to life. Better yet, 343 should make a playlist were the only weapon is the -Yoink!- - kind of like Action Sack, but completely different - that would be so totally awesome!

Post your helpful suggestions for 343?

2/10

Really?! but I tried so hard…

Dude, 343 taking troll threads like this too seriously is how we ended up with so many silly things in h4.

I guess no one likes my particular flavor of humor - I honestly never thought someone would view this as a “trolling” thread.

That said, I doubt that 343 would take this thread “too seriously”, though I guess it is possible…

but don’t worry, I’ll fix!!!

  • A NOTE TO 343 -

Please don’t take my OP too seriously, I was just being silly!

Sorry about the confusion, and good luck with the future prospective awesomeness of H5!!

signed,

LDPZ

PS - a Defective Weapons Playlist (ie. where every weapon you picked up or started with has only a 50/50 chance of operating properly) would be kind of awesome in an awful/funny way…