Helmet with a built in mustache

I find the lack of mustaches on my spartan helmets disturbing.

Please make a spartan helmet with a mustache. Plzkthx.

I would also like my Spartan to be holding a snifter filled with a locally made IPA and wearing suspenders. Corn cob pipe built into the mouth of the helmet. Might as well go full hipster.

Teishin actually has a little mustache on it.

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> Teishin actually has a little mustache on it.

It’s not enough! It needs more Stache!

If its a stache, I wants Markipliers stach.

I’d rather we not go into an even more ridiculous direction with armor design, thank you very much.

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> Teishin actually has a little mustache on it.

That’s a -Yoink!- stache.

Lol omg so randum XD

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> I’d rather we not go into an even more ridiculous direction with armor design, thank you very much.

That would be, as the cool kids say, unpossible.

This would be a step in the right direction. If my helmet stache wants to use selected visor color, I’m also OK with that.

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> I’d rather we not go into an even more ridiculous direction with armor design, thank you very much.

And this type of guy appears taking things way too serious.

This idea sounds so fancy I need a fourth monocle and a third top hat.

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> This idea sounds so fancy I need a fourth monocle and a third top hat.

Halo 4 had a Steam Punk DLC, maybe Halo 5 does to…

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He will crap his pantaloons when he realized there is existing armor with a unicorn horn!

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> I would also like my Spartan to be holding a snifter filled with a locally made IPA and wearing suspenders. Corn cob pipe built into the mouth of the helmet. Might as well go full hipster.

“My Bullets are craft metal forged from a unknown monk on New Harmony, have you checked my Spartangram? I wasn’t stolen like all of you recruits, I just waltzed in and asked them.” If it gives me a even better reason to go full rambo in WZ, then do it.

The Johnson Special

I demand a handlebar mustache option for all helmets!

Agent Wyoming in Red vs. Blue would highly approve of the idea.

Mustachio!!! I will always be reminded of that -Yoink- from Left 4 dead when I hear the word mustache…

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> Mustachio!!! I will always be reminded of that -Yoink- from Left 4 dead when I hear the word mustache…

That -Yoink- had a weird achievement to him. I never thought about having full health for the longest time…

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Damn, I love that word. Almost as good as squelch or voluptuous.

Have I mentioned that mustache themed assassinations could also be included here? A simple helmet mustache twirl after the assignation would be fantastic.