Okay; so I was scrolling down Facebook today, when suddenly, a wild Halo 4 article appears! I used tackle, and read the thing. So when I got done reading, the first thing that popped into my head was “When did Infinity ward leave Activision and merge with Microsoft?”. Now, this is not a rant, just my feelings on everything. Let’s start with custom classes: I kinda like it. I don’t know how well it would work for Halo, but I like the fact I can spawn with my adopted child (DMR) instead of my ex-girlfriend (AR). But the grenades? Ehhh. I kinda liked having to find those (They were -Yoinking!- everywhere!) but I guess it’s cool if they make frags 2x as strong and plasmas the exact same (Because we all know frags are utterly useless when given the option to use plasmas).
The Modifications…I made a few threads about this, but everyone said “Nope. Not gonna happen”, well it did. If “Mods” are scopes are baby sensors or anything like that; imma chill. I’ll just take the disc, put it in the case, throw it out the window, and cry myself to sleep. If modifications are like incendiary bullets, kickback reduction or a lady grunt with her foodnips showing painted on the side of a BR, then imma chill. I’ll keep playing, and stare at the nips.
Now, SPARTAN OPS! OPS OPS OPS, SPARTAN OPS! It sounds pretty -Yoinking!- awesome, except the fact it’s CoD spec ops reskinned. But hey, this is HALO. At least we know for a fact these will not be REPETITIVE CAMPING TRIPS AND RUNNING AWAY FROM BIG-BOY JUGGERNAUT. Well, the latter of the previous statement was actually fun. So as long as Spec ops isn’t “sit in a corner and wait to DIE” then imma chill.
Finally, the DMR. My baby, it looks amazing! (I’ll be on the next season of Toddlers&Tiaras, my baby DMR will be wearing a frilly pink dress and blow a hole in that little blonde -Yoink- casey). So overall, good job 343i. I’m looking forward to this, and if there’s a Legendary i’ll buy it, as long as it’s not a cheap CoD gimmick (I do not want wal-mart brand night vision goggles, give me a statue of Ling-ling!).
-Chris
P.S. No elites? -Yoinking!- finally! Was so sick of having to hear kids yell “DO THE DINO-ZAUR” on XBox live. Can every adult be given a /facepalm command so that when a kid joins the game we can react appropriately? Thanks.
P.S.S. Snickerdoodle, plz no ban me mai waifu <3
P.S.S.S. MLG should not be given any sort of right over Halo 4, I will just love the look on their smug faces when they’re creaming me with BR fire, and a wild rocket launcher magically spawns next to me. huehuehue.