Do you have a hard time figuring out the controls on Halo?
Can’t seem to understand how to fully function in a match?
Having trouble maintaining that 0.25 K/D?
Wondering why the BIG OLE MEANIES on the other team shoot at you with their guns when you just stand there?
Then do I have the perfect solution for you! Hop aboard the HCS STRUGGLE BUS!!
Here you’ll find a much easier alternative to your struggling lifestyle. We’ll be making stops in the Halo 2 Anniversary playlist and Team Slayer playlist! Perfect for anyone who finds it difficult to walk and chew bubble gum at the same time!!
So stop with the struggling and get on the HCS STRUGGLE BUS and stay away from the Halo Championship Series playlist.
*DISCLAIMER: The HCS Struggle Bus is designed for those that have ever had 0 kills by the end of a match, lost a 4v3 objective game while on the team with 4 or those that sometimes forget to keep breathing throughout their daily activities.