Pistol beats Ghost!
Pistol beats Hunter!
Pistol beats Phantom!
Pistol beats everything!
I’ve yelled pistol beats everything a few times.
> I’ve yelled pistol beats everything a few times.
Well, haven’t we all?
> > I’ve yelled pistol beats everything a few times.
>
> Well, haven’t we all?
“I need a weapon.”
handed a pistol
"I said a weapon, not god’s f***ing nuke.
Now, we have to upgrade the magnum as the Covenant have found Earth. Firstly, we will make it dual-wieldable so they can fire along with other guns at the same time. Secondly, we need get rid of the scope as it obviously won’t need to be used anymore since you can’t aim down scope when dual-wielding. Thirdly, we need to get rid of the pistol’s automatic abilities as the recoil from holding it with one hand. Lastly, we need to make the pistol less powerful since the bullets needed are to hard to hold one handed.
So we’re nerfing the pistol and making it dual-wieldable?
Exactly.
Sounds like a good idea.
I don’t keep it loaded son!
You gotta be kidding me!
Find ammo! Kills to Hunters under 3 seconds!
Makes sense why the gun is never loaded! OVR PWRD
> > > I’ve yelled pistol beats everything a few times.
> >
> > Well, haven’t we all?
>
> “I need a weapon.”
> handed a pistol
> "I said a weapon, not god’s f***ing nuke.
Quoted for pure epiceness!
Sir the covenants on the ship!
Keyes: “hmmmmm chief I need you to carry out a very dangerous and life threatening mission”
chief: sir I need a weapon
Keyes: please chief the last guy who told me he has the gun got killed anyway!
Keyes: sigh… That team was stupid anyway the commander flew himself into an easy alvoidable scrab and dont even get me started on the skull guy and that one very very bad driver
Keyes: here take this unloaded pistol
Chief: looks like a piece of yokink !
On Cairo station after halo 1
Marine: chief we got you all new better stuff
Chief: even a new better pistol!
Marine: better! We got a more balanced one!
Chief: Hugh
A few minutes later
Chief: this really is a peace of yokink!