tell me stuff funny that happened to you on halo reach
I slammed my brother down the stairs with gravity hammer
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Sometimes grunts will throw a grenade when there is a wall in front of them and stick themselves. Very funny.
Also, one time I was assassinated. My assassin survived, but so did I. Then a couple seconds I died! Curse you lag!
One invasion slayer game on Paradiso (amazingly not Hemmorrhage for once) I was waiting at the point for power weapons to spawn.
My teamates kind of move out of the way and I am wondering, the heck? next thing I know, a wraith comes down on me, takes out my shields and part of my health, and sends me flying across the whole map!
Another time I was in a very laggy game on Boardwalk and I was following this guy.
As soon as I was in range I smashed the right bumper. Suddenly, the game cuts to me being assassinated by him, but then I get the assassination kill and survive. I think I might’ve gotten a showstopper medal as well… can’t remember.
The elevator in Reflection is a good way to suicide if you’re feeling unhappy! Came back a zombie and everything was ok! 
It might be in my fileshare if you want to see it! “Don’t ride the elevator, it’s suicide!”
I was playing Nightfall on Legendary when I killed an Elite with the DMR. The body then started to spasm and crawl across the ground. I shot it in the neck and it finally stopped. 'Twas weird, to be sure.
One time, while trying to run down an Elite with a Ghost on the ONI: Sword Base mission, I got too close to the cliff edge & I managed to successfully exit the Ghost just as it toppled over.
My wife managed to headshot three Elites via a wicked ricochet off the concrete & cargo containers, again on ONI: Sword Base. Funniest thing was, she wasn’t aiming for the Elites, she was aiming for a Grunt & our three year old son startled her.
Sorry for the doubled post, damn Chrome.
Somehow ending up from Point A to Point All-the-way-across-the-map-instantly when getting wraith pummeled
> One time, while trying to run down an Elite with a Ghost on the ONI: Sword Base mission, I got too close to the cliff edge & I managed to successfully exit the Ghost just as it toppled over.
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> My wife managed to headshot three Elites via a wicked ricochet off the concrete & cargo containers, again on ONI: Sword Base. Funniest thing was, she wasn’t aiming for the Elites, she was aiming for a Grunt & our three year old son startled her.
That Grunt probably -Yoink- himself when that happened
Well I got 3 and they are all from Matchmaking
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I was playing BTB on that forgeworld with the 2 giant fans (FLOABW), I can’t for the life of me think of the map atm. This was when I was playing with my brother and I was always into the warthog kills and wanted wheelman and splatter medals. Anyway, I went to the red base and hijacked a warthog with a gunner in the back and the gunner was totally oblivious to it. I drive out of the red base towards the back of the map where the cliff is and drive straight off the edge as we’re falling I quickly eject and melee the gunner leading to me getting a kill and suicide so no points awarded…but hey! it’s better than -1 point
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Playing BTB (again) on Spire and got into a falcon with the jetpack AA. Flying around for a while with a gunner in the back I accidently get him jacked from the seat and now have an enemy in the gunner seat…so float over towards the water just inside the out of bounds barrier, while the gunner still shoots my team, and start spinning the falcon playing with the altitude and angle of the turret and mid spin jump out and jet pack to safety
I’m a B…d aren’t I haha -
Playing infection on the cage when it was all the rage (no pun or rhyme intended), I was a zombie and saw this guy trying to shoot me through the glass window. Needless to say it did nothing, I started t-bagging randomly behind the glass to be a noob and he joined in. Next thing I know his team-mate walks over starts trying to shoot me and sees I’m t-bagging and starts up himself…I got about 4 or 5 people all t-bagging until some tool comes up to me and kills me point blank. Kept watching the after death camera…everyone T-bagging started firing everything into that 1 guy
> I was playing Nightfall on Legendary when I killed an Elite with the DMR. The body then started to spasm and crawl across the ground. I shot it in the neck and it finally stopped. 'Twas weird, to be sure.
That reminds me of the glitch that happened with Elite Combat Forms inside the Library in Quarantine Zone.
Well, yesterday in Invasion Slayer on spire:
My teamates and I were camping a point, waiting for the stuff to fall from the sky (hehe). One teamate began teabagging and soon all the players in the point where teabagging up a storm.
Knowing a vehicle would be coming (it was that late in the game) I backed away, and suddenly a scorpion appeared and flattened them all out.
I was laughing so hard after it happened.