Halo Microwave/TV dinner

I know, it’s stupid, but we need some kind of Halo food. Maybe some elite steak with a side of Moa gravy on top of the steak. What would your dinner be?

Lagolo spaghetti with moa meat balls with a grunt birthday cake.

Moa burgers of course!!

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> Moa burgers of course!!

With what Side?

What a post :joy::joy: almost drop down laughing at legolo spaghetti… :joy::joy::joy:

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Foodnipple!

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> Foodnipple!

Monster missed a trick there - should have had a can topper to turn it into a food nipple

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> I know, it’s stupid, but we need some kind of Halo food. Maybe some elite steak with a side of Moa gravy on top of the steak. What would your dinner be?

Sangheili probably tastes really gamey, no thanks!

The good thing about some sort of promo (if like Banquet or some company took this on) would be that it would be fun.

The bad part is that it would be terrible for you, like all gamer related promotional items. I think any of the 8 combos from the world cuisine menu in Reach would be fun. Personally, I want the turkey-looking-leg one (combo #6).

I want to try grunt and jackals. Grunts possibly taste like crab and jackals would taste like that of a pheasant or maybe turkey.

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> I want to try grunt and jackals. Grunts possibly taste like crab and jackals would taste like that of a pheasant or maybe turkey.

Nah much leaner than that - they’d be stringy as. Not nice at all

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> I want to try grunt and jackals. Grunts possibly taste like crab and jackals would taste like that of a pheasant or maybe turkey.

Jackal would probably be like eating some sort of lean bird/lizard. No thanks.

Grunt could be meaty, but the methane they breathe has got to make them smell horrible.

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A side of Moa Fries, with some BLAST soda.

Who got that reference?

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I get the soda part, but the Moa fries nope.

Also this thread is creepy.

Moa is definitely something to try. Can’t think of much else though. If Halo had a theme park they could do UNSC war rations. Would be interesting what kind of meals they were making in between planets getting glassed.

Heres mine,
An Elite steak smothered in gravy with chicken Alfredo with lekgolo noodles, a bit of Jackal, (I imagine it will taste like chicken) and a brownie with Craigs face.

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> I know, it’s stupid, but we need some kind of Halo food. Maybe some elite steak with a side of Moa gravy on top of the steak. What would your dinner be?

Flood spaghetti

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> Flood spaghetti

I wondered when someone would mention flood