Hey everyone that has a joke or story that you have from your own experience while playing and want to share with others, go ahead and tell us here in this place.
Half-eaten hotdog grenades.
You had to be there…
I play a lot of doubles with my friend. So we were up against these two other guys on this forge world map(Don’t know the name too many to keep track of.) We were in a 2v2 firefight with all of us having DMRs. My shields got down so I figured he could keep them of my back until my shields recharged. I hid in a corner where a pillar met a wall. He freaked out and backed up with me blocking me from escaping, short story short we both died. Another time on zealot we were on the right of sword spawn with the enemy team coming from said spawn. He freaked out saying “Run for your life!” I crippled them with a propipe and cleaned up the kills with my DMR. He then turns back is is just like “LOL”
Back when I was in junior high, a friend held a few Halo: CE LAN parties. Nothing too big or fancy. It was just across two Xboxs set up in two different rooms. Anyways, we ended up doing a session of 3v3 CTF on Blood Gulch, and I found myself on Red team. A few of us would go over to Blue base and get killed off before touching the flag. And they would send over a couple of guys and we would stop them before they grabbed the flag. It went back and forth like that for a while. As the game went on, I headed through the teleporter (for whatever reason), and out of nowhere, a Warthog fully loaded with Blue guys charged right up to our base and kills off my two teammates. Uh oh… Of course, I started making my way back to our base (picking up the Rocket Launcher on the way), but by that time, the Blue team was already on their way home with our flag. I remember seeing the Warthog speeding along, practically hugging the canyon walls (heading towards their teleporter exit), and I was about 3/4 of the way across the map from them (width-wise). So, I took two shots at them with the Rocket Launcher, hoping for the best, and by some miracle from the Halo gods, the second rocket actually hit and killed all three of them! The next thing I heard were groans, yells, and expletives from the other room. 
Best moment ever
First: I can’t believe I found this post after so long.
Second: Today I was at FRY’s looking for a capture card (which I did at Best Buy). I was hanging around the game section when the guy in his 50’s (I think) came up to me with a PC Halo IN HIS HAND! He asked if it was a good game, and I did my best to say that it was and how I love it. But he wanted a game that made him think, and more easier. So then I suggested some Assassin’s Creed games which was right next to him. I kind feel bad that he didn’t get the Halo games, but I don’t think he’s really up to it.