Halo Jokes! *FOR FUN NO HATE!*

These are some funny jokes my friends or I’ve heard people say over the mic and I thought they were so funny I thought I should share them! Here they are. :smiley:

  1. Person 1 - Hey, What tactics are you using? Person 2 - The blue tic-tacs.

  2. Person 1 - Hey, What gun are you using? Person 2 - The AK47.

That’s all I got but put some in the comments if you like, Also! No hate please these are all just funny jokes I heard, Lol.

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343 Industries.

you killed yapyap!

“I heard the are patching the multiplayer on Half Life 3’s release date!”

Seeing a level 30 in TMCC is comparable to seeing The Loch Ness Monster.

Only difference is, you will obtain your achievement for seeing the Loch Ness Monster.

What’s $60, requires a 15gb content update and doesn’t work?

What do 343i and Barack Obama have in common?

They’ve done nothing for their respective communities!

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What did the player say when searching for a game?
“Where the f*ck is everyone?”

When did “Searching” become a popular name for a gamertag?

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> When did “Searching” become a popular name for a gamertag?

I dont know but somehow searching managed to come in 1th in every event

Searching an hour to play a multiplayer match!

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343bola

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> Seeing a level 30 in TMCC is comparable to seeing The Loch Ness Monster.
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> Only difference is, you will obtain your achievement for seeing the Loch Ness Monster.

classic!

My first game of Reach I was sporting the legendary flaming skull. This one kid clearly didn’t realize it was available to the masses and so assumed I was a Bungie employee (a la the flaming skulls of Halo 3).

So he runs over my corpse and starts celebratory crouching, shouting “yeah bungie! yeah bungie!”

I lol’d.

Why did Master Chief cross the road?

To return his copy of Halo.

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I like this one.

Simple, yet effective.

Halo: The Master Grief Collection

palmer: thought you’d be taller
Chief: thought you’d be hotter
chief and cortana: oooooooooooo!!!

Post-Bungie lore seems like a pretty bad joke to me.

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> 343 Industries.

Don’t you mean 3v4 industries?