Halo is too sweaty with try hards and we need to fix it! We need to get a lot of halo players to band together and agree to be freezing try nots. I put an air conditioner next to my tv and play blind folded. Who is with me? Now i am always playing cold and not sweaty and since i can’t see I’m automatically a try not. People love playing against freezing try nots! Everyone loves playing against me and racking up a ton of kills without having to be a sweaty try hard. If you don’t have an extra air conditioner you can play in your underwear and just close your eyes. You will make tons of friends and make the other players feel so much better about themselves! You can even gift them gold packs too and they will like you even more. Halo players unite!!! Let’s quite being sweaty try hards and agree to all be freezing try nots!
I live in Canada, therefore I fulfill the freezing aspect of this already (we do live in igloos, after all) I can easily not try as well, being a filthy casual, so count me in! 
What an idea,dont get the sense but I laughted.
Halo is too sweaty with try hards and we need to fix it!
We need to get a lot of halo players to band together and agree to be freezing try nots.
I put an air conditioner next to my tv and play blind folded. Who is with me? Now i am always playing cold and not sweaty and since i can’t see I’m automatically a try not.
People love playing against freezing try nots! Everyone loves playing against me and racking up a ton of kills without having to be a sweaty try hard. If you don’t have an extra air conditioner you can play in your underwear and just close your eyes.
You will make tons of friends and make the other players feel so much better about themselves! You can even gift them gold packs too and they will like you even more. Halo players unite!!!
Let’s quite being sweaty try hards and agree to all be freezing try nots!
Have you had a few bad games?
Were you playing Ranked or Social?
I used to live in Michigan and my game definitely suffered in the colder months… my hands would get cold and clench up.
Now I live in the south and can always bring the sweat, as my game is (mostly) great year round! 
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> Halo is too sweaty with try hards and we need to fix it!
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> We need to get a lot of halo players to band together and agree to be freezing try nots.
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> I put an air conditioner next to my tv and play blind folded. Who is with me? Now i am always playing cold and not sweaty and since i can’t see I’m automatically a try not.
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> People love playing against freezing try nots! Everyone loves playing against me and racking up a ton of kills without having to be a sweaty try hard. If you don’t have an extra air conditioner you can play in your underwear and just close your eyes.
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> You will make tons of friends and make the other players feel so much better about themselves! You can even gift them gold packs too and they will like you even more. Halo players unite!!!
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> Let’s quite being sweaty try hards and agree to all be freezing try nots!
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> Have you had a few bad games?
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> Were you playing Ranked or Social?
Especially when I’m blindfolded. Very bad games! But good for the winners.
While the satire is appreciated, these are not the forums you’re looking for, nor do we need a duplicate.