Halo Infinte coolbook vs roadmap

Itd be nice to have more reach armor

Don’t think a book author knows how to design models and skins unfortunately.

Don’t know about y’all. But I can’t wait to eat an actual Moa Burger.

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Halo, a game that never featured food except for moaburgers on a menu or MRE packs, now has a dedicated cookbook filled with generic foods that have ā€œHaloā€ names and descriptions for them.

Also its $40 for a dozen recipes that probably don’t taste good.

I don’t understand having a cookbook besides the novelty. They were kinda made obsolete by the internet lol.

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Why would anyone buy this? Halo has nothing to do with food…It’s in the same league as a Mario Kart cookbook, only filled with mushrooms and bananas :joy:

Halo cookbook by 343, lore accurate:

  • there are only pictures and no recipes, these will come post print…(maybe)

  • if you try to cook something, no matter what you do, it will be unfinished and taste bad. People give you feedback but you don’t care. The next meal still tastes bad.

  • every 2 pages there is a wall of text with no content but it somehow insults the reader (ā€œsome controller players believe aim-assist stopsā€ err I mean some people may think they can cook but…)

  • there is a very long section about food coloring

Feel free to add to this list :slight_smile:

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I’d even be interested in it and I’m not that into cooking. I suspect scalpers will take them though

I have no idea what kind of recipes could be in this book, but I find the idea of it ridiculous in the same way that I find a 10" statue of the Chief ridiculous. I have no use for it, and I don’t want it.

I understand that other people do though.

I have a bunch of Halo socks. That is equally ridiculous.

Anyway I started replying just to say this thread made me laugh a few times. Thanks everyone.

At the very least we can use it to feed the trolls.

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I enjoy getting fish tacos on Halo 3 Longshore…

Except on Fridays, then I get pie.

Why can’t halo just stay a video game. Scrap the marketing team and put that money into development. Scrap the movie, scrap the limited expensive clothing. Just be what it is, a video game. That would be great.

Because it’s their property to with as they please unfortunately.

Video games have been more than just video games since the dawn of video games. 343 has been venturing into rather strange markets though. Nail polish and cook books is a bit strange if you ask me.

Yes. I agree. Keep it legos and action figures. And statues and stuff. Just like movies, memorabilia. Toy guns. This other stuff is weird and is nothing but catering to everyone. And when any product tries to please everyone, they’ll end up pleasing nobody. And the product ends up being watered down and empty for the sake of diversity. Halo infinite is a prime example of it. So much potential, but a terrible execution. Destiny was kind of the same way. Could have been much better than it was. Weak story.

will it come with a code for a chef’s hat and apron

Uh… ok

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I hate myself for it but I kind of like that.

i really wanna learn how to make atriox souffle and jackal stew

I wonder if there are a bunch of introductory stories like, ā€œBack when I was growing up on Reach, we lived on a moa farm. It wasn’t easy work but it was honest work. Every Sunday my grandmother would bake a pie, this pieā€¦ā€

And they’re all canon.

bet they will, is it too early in the day to start drinking lol

You’re expecting more than just Halo on the cover? Bold move.