Halo Infinite gave me a baby nephew

Games Halo Infinite
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So as much -Yoink!- as I’ve given this game, I do owe it one thing. Let me tell you a story

Back in 2021 before halo released it’s “forever beta” me and my sister were getting pumped about halo. So we did a celebratory chest bump like all bros do. Unfortunately she was near the stairs and the um, cushioning… well anyway my sister bounced backwards down the stairs and twisted her ankle, and broke her tail bone. Luckily our maintenance man was there at the time and caught her half way down before she could hit her head or anything serious

come to think of it, our maintenance guy has acted really weird. I hasn’t even seen him since fixing the staircase railing. anyway we rushed her to the hospital and got her x rays and discovered something…new. My sister was pregnant. My family is so excited and I’m trying to pick out a great baby shower gift, so I got a copy of halo infinite for her. In memory of what happened. Such a special moment of halo history in our family.

Thank you 343 for giving me a nephew :slight_smile: lol

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Chest bump? I don’t think you know how babies are made…

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??? wtf, lol we just noticed she was pregnant after the x ray. Are you okay?

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It was a joke. You said Halo gave you a nephew. The only Halo-related thing in that story was that you got excited about Halo and did a chest bump.

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I also got her the special edition of the game to remember the story X D

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Wouldn’t she still have been pregnant without any of the events you described?

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As a father of two, I can confirm many pregnancies occur after being caught by the maintenance guy in the stairwell.

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It sounds more like you could have lost your nephew “because of halo”. Good thing you didn’t. She would have found out she was pregnant anyways though.

Congratulations. Stop chest bumping by stairs please.

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