Halo Hipsters! :D

New rule, homies!!

If you say the words “I liked [blank] before it was cool”, your Spartan’s gun will be replaced with a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon, and he will be forced to wear thick rimmed glasses and a long scarf.

Campaign will be about going to Indie Rock concerts and the Infinity will be replaced with a massive, floating Starbucks.

Hipsters are the scourge of the known galaxy, and they should be acknowledged in Halo 4 in some way. Perhaps they’re the new threat we’ll be facing. :3

That is all.

I’m lost for words.

A regular comedian…

What the -Yoink- am I looking at?

Better With Kinect.

What?

Very…informative. I think many people will enjoy the campaign with unwavering certainty after reading this.

Who let this guy on here?

I hate hipsters…

This

I like Starbucks… So okay!

I thought, and still think the gag was funny, despite mixed reviews, but justifying comedy makes it lose it’s impact both to the teller and the listener. :slight_smile:

I acknowledge that to some, this particular one fell on its face, and I’ll just hope for a better run next time. :smiley:

Kthxbai

I liked picking on hipsters before it became cool

> I thought, and still think the gag was funny, despite mixed reviews, but justifying comedy makes it lose it’s impact both to the teller and the listener. :slight_smile:
>
> I acknowledge that to some, this particular one fell on its face, and I’ll just hope for a better run next time. :smiley:
>
> Kthxbai

Keep at it, champ.