Alright. I need to make this fast. They’re already onto me.
Here’s what you need to do.
Your friend is in a very unstable state right now.
In a matter of hours, your friend is going to die.
This happens to every Halo 4 player, but because we live in a highly advanced social media age, everyone is aware of this. And thus, nobody has died from it yet.
I fear for your friend though, as he seems oblivious to whats going on.
Listen, Here’s what you need to do. First go to Wal-Mart, buy two cans of Tomato Soup, and a 12-Pack case of soda (your friend’s choice. He has to drink it all anyway). Then go into the DVD section and buy every copy of–
> i thought this must be shared with the world everyone must see this he bought the game for no reason
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> (censored) Halo 4, Best 60 dollar 14 day Xbox Live Membership I ever bought.
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> this was posted on a friends post in the afternoon of halo 4 release at 2:15 p.m. i want to hear some feedback on this asap
Wait, how are we supposed to care about this at all?
he bought halo 4 for no damn reason wat he meant to say that that the game would last him 2 weeks bc he came on xbx live and told us he -Yoinked!- up the post like wtf who pays 60 bucks for halo 4 and says its 2 weeks worth of fun and he doesnt play war games at all he has a lot of hours on story did not spartan ops friends are bashing him constantly about it and why not share his 60 dollar demo comment with the world also he never played halo:CE halo 2 and played only 3 and didn’t like it at all can someone please agree with me he is a bandwagon gamer who really should say things like a 2 week trial of halo 4
> he bought halo 4 for no damn reason wat he meant to say that that the game would last him 2 weeks bc he came on xbx live and told us he -Yoinked!- up the post like wtf who pays 60 bucks for halo 4 and says its 2 weeks worth of fun and he doesnt play war games at all he has a lot of hours on story did not spartan ops friends are bashing him constantly about it and why not share his 60 dollar demo comment with the world also he never played halo:CE halo 2 and played only 3 and didn’t like it at all can someone please agree with me he is a bandwagon gamer who really should say things like a 2 week trial of halo 4
this… still… makes… no… sense.
English please, or at least some grammar, full stops and commas are greatly appreciated.