After a good old game of vanilla reach sometimes I need to poop. Which poses the questions to you loyal fans of Halo.
Do you stand up to wipe or sit down, after a poop in toilet?
I jump in the shower and wash it off. I like feeling fresh.
> I jump in the shower and wash it off. I like feeling fresh.
I always need a shower after a game of vanilla.
> > I jump in the shower and wash it off. I like feeling fresh.
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> I always need a shower after a game of vanilla.
Vanilla is definitely a two flusher.
> > I jump in the shower and wash it off. I like feeling fresh.
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> I always need a shower after a game of vanilla.
Vanilla is the best gametype ever. I hate title update. The AR is like sloppy poo
I use my hands and i lick them clean
I wipe standing up so I can run out of the bathroom fast
Paper comes over the roll, not under. Wife front to back from behind. Sitting. And make sure you fold the paper. Do a quick health check, then double flush. Oh yeah, make sure to keep your wireless mic on the whooooooooooooole time 
Who needs to wipe? 
I have a bidet that uses tears of competitive players to clean my butt.
dead corps work well with the plated metal of victory >:D