Right, so I think I’ve got the story of Halo 5 down, yeah?
So, I think Halo 5 is gonna be a rap simulator.
You play MC 117 (or B.I.G. J), who’s totally trippin since his #1 ho, Cortana “died”.
MC writes hardcore UNSC rap about team slayer and why he’s always da King in king of the the hill.
You see, because MC 117 was upset after Cortana got gunned down by the Man, he ain’t happy; which has affected his writing skillz and hampered the sales of his last album, titled: “TH3 STR33TS (of New Mombasa)”.
So, in order to revitalise his career, he’s getting back with the S2 crew, who kicked it big style on Reach in the 2520s learning sic Kombat Skillz to fight da playa h8ers (the insurectionists).
Now, there’s some bad news, baby. There’s this other dude named Spartan Loc who’s from a rival rap outfit, the S4 crew, who’s after B.I.G. J and the S2 crew; Loc is annoyed that his album sold poorly in comparison with MC 117’s. Along with Loc and the S4 after him, MC 117’s record label (ONI) are after him and aren’t happy with him, and have terminated his contract as he was found guilty of possesing some serious plasma LSD a few months after Cortana was gunned down.
I think I’m close.